DLA

Servant to cats. School secretary (AKA catcher of barf). Mama of giant boy child.

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

This is going to stick with me forever

[DLA @dleeallard]

@AndyMansh @dieworkwear They last 10 years with heavy wear. I'm on my third pair!

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Thank you for protecting cat's identity, Google Maps

[DLA @dleeallard]

@PcmanPaul @nspc I've worked in Ontario schools since 2016 and can confirm they still play the national anthem every morning

[DLA @dleeallard]

@Mikeggibbs YES! I work at a school and the wasps are stinging the children like mad. My husband was stalked twice by those big, bumbling bees. He and I are not in any way afraid of bees, but even the bumble bees are more aggressive than normal this year! What is happening?!

[DLA @dleeallard]

@rickygervais So very confused - are you in my house right now?

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

microdosing a European vacation by walking 23,000 steps in shoes that aren’t really meant for it and then eating a piece of cheese outdoors

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Underrated life upgrade: Stop chasing people who aren’t genuinely interested in you. Friends, jobs, partners, etc. Go where you're asked questions, not just expected to give answers. Interest is effort. Effort takes energy. Energy shows respect.

[DLA @dleeallard]

@RandomSecretary We had: "why does your school have a rainbow flag inside the school instead of the Canadian flag?"

Me (standing next to giant Canadian flag in main office): pointed out giant Canadian flag outside the front door

[DLA @dleeallard]

@deonandan I just got one! But I work in a high school with all the germs.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

If the keyboard button was a person

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

every time the United States insults Canada we get about 3% more French. with the current rate we're going, we've probably got about 18 months left before the average Canadian breakfast is two cigarettes hand-rolled on the hardcover of a Bescherelle

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Kindness and empathy, please?

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

This is off the scale brilliant.
♥️🎶

[DLA @dleeallard]

@RandomSecretary Someone was wearing a perfume that smelled like Strawberry Shortcake the other day and I was instantly transported back to the 80s!

[DLA @dleeallard]

@Feisty_Waters Current situation 😬

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Whenever I'm stressed at work because my boss is being unreasonable I remember the emails Donald Rumsfeld used to send to his staff

[DLA @dleeallard]

@dstark86 So good! My views were also astonishing:

[DLA @dleeallard]

@bjorkluvr Harry's!

[DLA @dleeallard]

@MsGinnyGirl I work in a school office, dealing with sick students who are right in my face. I've worn a KN95 since March of 2020 and haven't been sick from work since.