Matthew

That guy that did that tweet once.

[Matthew @dlglsh]

Parents: panic buying tissues and soap.

Children:

https://t.co/Bvr7PHNhHY

[Matthew @dlglsh]

@NatWest_Help, is there a plan to stop forcing customers to use biometrics to use basic functionality like giving an account a nickname? There is absolutely no need for that level of security to set a nickname.

[Matthew @dlglsh]

Please do this @markhoppus! @chrisjlongman is the best drummer I’ve never heard! 🥁

[Chris Moyles @ChrisMoyles]

Hi @markhoppus. My friend @chrisjlongman would love to play drums in Manchester on Sunday with you guys. Please.
Thanks!

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

🎶 She wore an
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…

[Matthew @dlglsh]

1. Queuing.
2. Complaining to people in front and behind about queuing.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

What’s one thing Britain does better than anyone else?

[Matthew @dlglsh]

@NoContextBrits ‘Touch base’

[frank bullitt @the_blueprint]

that dude limited views on a website he's trying to sell advertisements on. don't ever tell me he's a business genius ever again.

[Matthew @dlglsh]

Yeah. There’s a reason for that. 🙄

[Hannah Rose Woods @hannahrosewoods]

Paddington they’re wearing bearskins

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

Priest 17

[Matthew @dlglsh]

@BBCNews continually adding fuel to the fire. All top four story segments dedicated to #Lineker. With everything else going on in the world? Absolute nonsense. This smacks of, ‘what aren’t they reporting?’

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Elon Musk reportedly no longer world's richest man https://t.co/h4mpCejpaA

[Matthew @dlglsh]

@tinytwink They missed a trick not positioning the tip over the dispenser. 😂

[Matthew @dlglsh]

Must be on the Knight Bus.

[Matthew @dlglsh]

@elonmusk Judging by my timeline, it’s people tweeting their last tweet and giving out their Mastodon username.

[Matthew @dlglsh]

Whimpering columnist @danwootton’s pathetic refusal to report actual news instead of berating people he does not know - leaving readers dangling - shows why journalism is finally dead.

#fixedit

[Dan Wootton @danwootton]

Whimpering I'm A Celebrity star Babatúndé Aléshé's pathetic refusal to Walk the Plank - leaving Charlene White dangling off a 32-storey building for 45 minutes - shows why masculinity in showbiz is finally dead.
My new @MailOnline column
https://t.co/TYCELMq7uf

[Matthew @dlglsh]

@ZoeTheBall @BBCRadio2 @peterkay_co_uk Please ask him why there’s no tour dates for London. 😭

[Matthew @dlglsh]

⁦@VancityReynolds⁩, fancy a joint venture for a ⁦@premierleague⁩ club only 50 minutes from ⁦@Wrexham_AFC⁩? 😀 https://t.co/IgZsuY0s5r

[Goodable @Goodable]

Meet the kid who won Halloween. ❤️🎃