Cumpapi

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Corn

[Cumpapi @dlowpapi_]

Mental state: Diet Dr.Pepper and Disney’s Extreme Skate Adventure soundtrack filling the void

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

POV: Passing siren island but they got the JBL Charge 4 bumping 2016 rap

[Brian Lewerke @brianlewerke14]

“Your beer’s too cold”

[TUAGOAT @BMILLERG04T]

College football was ruined when Michigan was able to blatantly cheat for 3 years on their way to a “national championship” and receive no punishment btw.

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

How it feels to be a sensitive young man in a world full of evil women

[Chris @chrisdaplant]

How it feels to drink in the rain for 6 hours to see Palou somehow win again

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

The Pistons improve to 4-0 in a series after a fan waterboards himself. #analytics #TrustTheProcess

[Brendan Schabath @Bschabath3]

A free throw disparity of 100-54 or worse has happened 11 times in NBA Playoffs history.

But, a FOULS disparity of 78-48 or worse has never happened.

Pure FT Margin over an X-game stretch is hard to search, but #Pistons difference against Cavs is undeniably historic

[Ku 🦉 @KuKhahil]

18th ranked defense, 17th in opponent FTA’s after acquiring Harden, 30.1 FTr to Toronto in R1, has all of a sudden turned into the cleanest defensive team in a three game stretch since 1999, only 20.1 FTr against the most physical team in the NBA

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn

[#1 PWHL DET LOVER @wedrings]

detroit teams be like oh it’s spring I guess let’s forget how to play our sport

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Wild story: A man in Kentucky laughed so hard at a botched Younghoe Koo FG last season that it triggered a seizure, sending him to the hospital, where doctors discovered a tennis-ball-sized brain tumor.

The tumor was removed and was deemed not cancerous. The man believes that missed kick saved his life.

Full story here: https://t.co/kcMZcj0K7j

[gio🦁 @Clapped_Dre]

Me if the Pistons lose this series

[my sobriety journey @poopswag34]

The Taco Bell app pauses your music when you open it so you can focus on ordering Taco Bell

[Andy Ruther @AndyRuther]

“Sorry kids, but daddy can’t put you to bed on Thursday night. I’ll be in Pittsburgh dressed as a Bengal Tiger watching 20 year olds get jobs.”

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

The last thing a fuckin nerd sees

[wint @dril]

Michigan is force feeding every Gramp in town with Golden Pours topped with Frosty White Suds. This is how it fucks us. Thread

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[SLAM @SLAMonline]

The ‘04 Pistons’ 16-win spray paint tracker was as Detroit as it gets.

[UConn Wolverine @CTwolv3rine]

tigers game currently in a delay because the home plate umpire has explosive diarrhea

never seen this one in my near 20 years on this planet