“What you’re telling me is that you don’t mind infringing on free speech to protect children from [drag shows] but when it comes to kids who have died from guns, you don’t give a flying f.”
If you feel angry at the suggestion that gay people (or anyone else you consider “sinful”) being welcomed to God’s table, then you will absolutely HATE reading the Gospels.
Lots of anger from the fundies on this one from @AndyStanley today:
@sheetz I definitely think Stuffed Nachos used to be part of that order!
Now it is definitely a spicy chicken sandwich on a pretzel bun with Mac and cheese bites with some BOOM BOOM Sauce and a Diet Coke.
Today, I signed the Respect for Marriage Act into law.
We are reaffirming a fundamental truth: Love is love, and Americans should have the right to marry the person they love.
Them: *gasp* "You're going to let your kids celebrate the Devil's Holiday?"
Me: "I'm very conflicted about it. Part of me wants to shield them from all that bad, worldly influence. But every July they beg to go watch the fireworks, and I say yes."
Them: "...What?"
Me: "What?"