Adam

Retweets of shitty memes and software...jokes, because being original is far too much overhead.

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Conservatives calling Biden stepping down "undemocratic" um sweetie we are a republic 💅💅💅

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

ELON: X jery!

JERY: whats X?

ELON: X is everything! its the everything app!

JERY: what everything?

ELON: you know, paypal, ebay, tinder.. everything

JERY: you dont even know what X is do you

ELON: ... do you?

JERY: no

ELON: 🤣🤣

[Sam Reich @samreich]

A thread about the strike and Dropout production: 👇✊

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Here's what I think of the streamers' cruel plan to "starve us out"

[Adam @dmTrace]

@murkrowo Ashreksual 👏👏👏👏

[Adam @dmTrace]

@Ginnso_

[Adam @dmTrace]

@Ginnso_ Stretch them lobes, friend!

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: Operating a complex system is challenging enough even with trained staff. Don’t fire everyone.

[Joe Sondow @JoeSondow]

You've been told that you are hilarious, so, hilariously, you order a bathroom sink brought to Birdbrain HQ. You tell your new subordinates to laugh and record you carrying the sink into the building. You caption the video: "Let that sink in!" #IntFic #LemonSuk

[Joe Sondow @JoeSondow]

You are the one and only #LemonSuk, a self-proclaimed centrist genius who just purchased a giant social media company for more than double its market value. It will obviously be easy to fix now that you're in charge. What's the first thing you do? #IntFic

[sasha solomon @sachee]

lol just got fired for shitposting

i said it before and i'll say it again

kiss my ass elon 💋

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Blue Check system going well.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Vote, etc.

[@meghna.bsky.social @betterthemask]

if you hate watching a billionaire destroy the place you live online, wait till you hear what they’re up to with planet earth

[Matt Colville? @mattcolville]

If humans become a multiplanetary species...will we bring our cats and dogs? I hope so.

Be cool to be a cat on the Moon and be like "Damn these monkeys don't fuck around. Just wanted scritchings and easy mice and look where we are!"

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

I did my first kickflip today since breaking my femur 7 months ago.
It was difficult.
It was painful.
It was sloppy.
It was [possibly] payback for me harassing strangers to do the same.
But it was gratifying beyond words.
Find your metaphorical kickflip and don’t quit on it.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Reminder: This is who the Republican Party elects + elevates to positions of power. This is how they act in the halls of Congress, and this the example they set for acolytes to follow.

These people want media to “both sides” fascism. Don’t fall for it. ⬇️

[Xaliesin & Evitel @TaliesinEvitel]

Successes:

- The Sylvanas/Anduin story beats actually turned out great
- Covenant campaign questing
- Painsmith
- Every patch from 9.1.5 an absolute banger (too late for most)
- Change in design philosophy from 9.1.5
- Catalyst of Creation
- Great Vault
- Baine had a nice rest