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Minors DNI.

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@VioletV0ids average twitter user
Toby doesn't want an official translation in a language he doesn't speak because he wants to ensure quality if he's going to put his stamp of approval on it
Have you seen what some localizers do when their boss is unaware?

He encourages fan translations btw

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@poems_past Is he on a key reseller site? Is he fucking stupid?
Obviously the second question is rhetorical

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@ThatLoganDoll DSP stands for "Dick Sucking Posture"

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@kinda_sav Does anyone have the full clip? I legitimately winced at the part where the dude's flesh was literally pulling off the bone and if he had literally no reaction to it but reacted to R-rated level sex being on screen I'm gonna lose it

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@poems_past Is his fucking controller broken or something
why is he having so much trouble performing basic inputs

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@DSPGOUTGOUT To be real the sticks are apparently actually at least Hall Effect/TMR so it could last a while.

In the hands of DSP though? Probably not. Eventually this controller is going to get labeled a detractor, or destroyed by his Gamer Gunk(tm).

In any case $200 is too much.

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@MTS55MTS55 @AstroCyborg Actually yeah. I have the Ultimate 2 right now and really my only complaint is that while the D-Pad feels great, the input accuracy is not amazing. I've had inconsistencies trying to do specific inputs with that.

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@AstroCyborg But it's so crazy how divorced he is from reasonable pricing with his constant doordash orders and his dents recommending him equipment that is way overpriced for what it is.

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@AstroCyborg $200 for a controller is insane work

At least it's better than the poopoo-peepee-ass Gaystation(tm) """""""""pro""""""""" controller that cost just as much but had the same dogwater sticks as the stock controller but OH! You can replace it for $20 per stick! Wow, what a steal!

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@blandpolecat Dave fundamentally misunderstands channel point systems. He can not possibly fathom the idea of his viewers getting anything without giving him money first.

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@victory_taste There is no fucking way this is real. This isn't real, right?

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@MVRTIAN_1999 @NikTekOfficial It's pretty depressing that someone in his state has a clearly abusive mother who doesn't have the patience or love to properly take care of him.

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@R3bsi "I'm not paranoid" and proceeds to respond exactly the way a paranoid person would

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@tobyfox Clover

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@R3bsi Where the fuck did he even get this from, the Googai (pronounced goo-gay) summary? R$ represents the Brazilian Real, and $R5.00 is equivalent to about $1 USD.

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@MeowBlocks Beautiful, thank you. Big ups 🙏

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@DSPGOUTGOUT Does anyone have any more info on this? I tried looking this up myself and I can't find ANY info about something like this happening other than shit that Phil said. Is he just completely making this up?

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@Iiterallytrash (2/2) But Lobotomy Corp is like "You have to piss on it every 1.2 minutes but not any longer than 1.5 minutes or else it goes berserk and kills half of the on site staff"

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@Iiterallytrash It's more interesting to ask "who would win in a containment contest" because SCP mostly has simple stuff like "it infinitely regenerates but you can just keep it in a vat of acid that you have to occasionally replenish so it can't" (1/2)