Dan Mallory

Developer @automattic / @woocommerce 🧑‍💻
Noisemaker @swanhillband ✨
Views my own and all that jazz.

[Dan Mallory @dmallory42]

Excited to see the new Woo brand roll out 🚀

The future's bright, the future's...purple 💜

[Woo @WooCommerce]

Introducing the new Woo. 🤝

We’ve been evolving our brand identity to keep pace with our new product vision. Woo got a glow-up, and it feels so right.

Allow @tamaraniesen to formally introduce you: https://t.co/ARjT2EhlO1

[Dan Mallory @dmallory42]

I'm not getting "sea vibes" from this watch, it's giving demonic spirit trapped inside an Apple Watch trying to claw it's way out

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

of the many many issues i am militant on perhaps my strongest opinion is that they really were That Good and everyone who acts like they weren't should be disregarded on all music conversations

[Dan Mallory @dmallory42]

A few snaps from a great @WooCommerce division meetup last week in Tulum, Mexico. 🇲🇽

Always a lot of fun hanging out with colleagues both old and new!

[Dan Mallory @dmallory42]

Eidur Gudjohnsen's son starting up front tonight against Chelsea is making me feel incredibly old.

[Dan Mallory @dmallory42]

The Bootleg Beatles: kinda like the Eras tour for old people. Great fun!

[Dan Mallory @dmallory42]

@cassidoo @github

[Swan Hill @swanhillband]

Well, what do we have here?

Hugely excited to announce our biggest Swansea show to date, headlining @sincityswansea as part of the MIB Promo Triple Threat series of shows!

A huge show for us, and one that we hope you'll all be there to be a part of.

[walker @walkercapl]

Longlegs was actually really nice to me. But that’s just my personal experience with him

[Dan Mallory @dmallory42]

Vamos España! 🇪🇸

[Dan Mallory @dmallory42]

Released the first @swanhillband EP today. Super happy/proud at how it turned out.

Feels like a cumulation of us as a band, and we've been able to capture what we sound like.

Give it a listen! 💙

[Swan Hill @swanhillband]

DISCOUNT ADVICE. The Swan Hill EP is out now.

Releasing an EP has been an ambition of ours for a while now, and this is a collection of songs that we feel really fit together and do justice to the format.

[Dan Mallory @dmallory42]

I probably should have bet on this... 🔮

[Dan Mallory @dmallory42]

My prediction for the GE is that Labour will win a landslide with lower voter turnout and less votes than Corbyn got in either 2017 or 2019

[Dan Mallory @dmallory42]

Best result of the night 🤩

[Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

🚨 BREAKING: Jeremy Corbyn has been RE-ELECTED as an independent MP for Islington North.

Both his allies and opponents report that Corbyn has been re-elected for an 11th term, defying polls and pundits thanks to an incredible grassroots campaign.

[Dan Mallory @dmallory42]

As expected, the Labour landslide is more reflective of the Tory vote collapsing than people actually liking what Labour have to say. #GE24

[Hamza Yusuf @Hamza_a96]

Sky News just now: Keir Starmer set to have lower vote share than Jeremy Corbyn in 2017

[CULTRAS: The Culture Ultras @thecultraspod]

Sit back and defend this now

[Dan Mallory @dmallory42]

Crazy scenes at the polling station. #GeneralElection2024

[Dan Mallory @dmallory42]

@Sc0ttMackay This is awesome! 👏

[Dan Mallory @dmallory42]

Seems like a totally stable foundation for Starmer's government that definitely won't collapse like a house of cards after this election.

[YouGov @YouGov]

We asked Labour voters to tell us in their own words the main reason they are backing the party. For the largest number by far the key motivation is ousting the Conservatives

Top 5 reasons
Get the Tories out: 48%
Country needs a change: 13%
Agree with their policies: 5%
To improve NHS: 4%
Best-liked party with a change of winning: 4%

https://t.co/fScrNz5LQ5