derek

Hook’em

[derek @dmansauce]

😏

[Orangebloods.com @orangebloods_]

Reminder

[derek @dmansauce]

Ok I’m cutting aid to the government (my taxes) in boycott of Israel’s war.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: U.S. House passes bill to block federal aid to universities that boycott Israel.

[Dan Smotz (The System is Down) @tsidpod]

Hello, officer.... I'd like to report another murder.

[derek @dmansauce]

I guess I need a list of the decorations

[Parker Thune @ParkerThune]

The #Sooners hired perhaps the most decorated running backs coach in the game this offseason, and people are already doomcasting based on the optics of his depth chart alone.

I think Deland McCullough knows what he’s doing.

[derek @dmansauce]

@tanner903 That’s his point. Popcorn season

[derek @dmansauce]

@billyliucci Part of being a fan is not being “missed” with facts. We have to suffer it so the good times are good.

[Orangebloods.com @orangebloods_]

A&M QB Marcel Reed and OU QB John Mateer have both struggled against Texas 😬

[derek @dmansauce]

🤭

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Texas A&M QB Marcel Reed calls out Texas:

"We don’t like Texas. I don’t like Texas. It sucks that we’ve lost to them twice. But, they’re coming here this year, so they’re gonna have to pay. I’ve got something for them, for sure."

(via @USATODAY)

https://t.co/oQbHheh2Ei

[derek @dmansauce]

Seems pretty fitting

[Blain Crain @Blain_Crain]

Laughable take.

[derek @dmansauce]

Sky is blue and water is wet and both have been forever

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Iran has said that Israel and PM Netanyahu are pushing the US into war with Iran

[derek @dmansauce]

🤭

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

- Not even in the league anymore
- Had 2 carries last year
- 0 career carries because he has ACL’s made of spaghetti string
- Just got cut
- Not better than Achane

Does Texas have a development problem???

[derek @dmansauce]

@billyliucci @AmandaMAtwell You were one of CDC’s choices…. Sources and what not

[derek @dmansauce]

1055

[Baker Mayfield Statue @statue_baker]

Noooo .... extend him .
He is Temu Lincoln Riley. We need him down in Austin for a decade.

[derek @dmansauce]

@Drewtamu Watch out for the red flag video from pollock

[derek @dmansauce]

@justin_pickrell This isn’t how trolling works. You’re supposed to say something snarky back.

[derek @dmansauce]

Trouble in Lubbock?

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: QB Thomas Castellanos has committed to Texas Tech, @PeteNakos and @Hayesfawcett3 report🌵

The fifth year has made stops at UCF, Boston College and Florida State.

https://t.co/RvwYF3bKqh

[derek @dmansauce]

@AnwarRichardson Give me all the first time starters

[derek @dmansauce]

@chadweather699 Which state?

[derek @dmansauce]

@billyliucci Honestly think it’s beneficial for them to face two first time starters

[derek @dmansauce]

@PacTheWack Oof miss

[derek @dmansauce]

@On3 @PeteNakos But I thought they were all in on the red head? School has to delete a lot of tweets in his support if this is true 👀