Derek Mauland

Web app developer, SQL, BI, Home Theater junkie, runner, weekend warrior. The posts and view are of my own.

[Derek Mauland @dmauland]

The Polar Plunge event has arrived. If possible, please consider making a donation.

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[Camus @newstart_2024]

A woman dressed as a cat at a school board meeting just delivered the most savage analogy on gender ideology you'll hear this year.

She declares:
“My name is Lindsey Graham and I am a cat. Meow, meow.
I’m not a woman dressed as a cat. I am a cat.”

Then asks the room:
“By show of hands, how many of you believe and confess that I’m a cat?”

Zero hands.

Her point:
“You are right. Because you are not stupid.
These children are not stupid.
One look at me and you know this to be true. I am a woman posing as a cat.”

She drives it home:
“No tail, whiskers, or outfit makes me a cat… just like no lipstick, high heels, or long hair makes him a woman.”

And the killer line:
“If you were to address me as a cat right now, it’s as ridiculous as when you say Miss Bixler and a grown man’s voice comes thundering.”

She asked the room to raise hands if they believed she was a cat.
Not one hand went up.

Do you think this analogy lands — or does it miss the mark entirely?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Small world

[Derek Mauland @dmauland]

@josiahtweets Yo

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yet another utterly false article from WSJ

[Everything Space @totalspace360]

SpaceX have just nailed this incredible dual booster landing! 🔥

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Falcon Heavy’s side boosters have landed – marking the 150th and 151st recovery of orbital class rockets

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Congrats to @SpaceX team on 48th launch this year! Falcon 9 now holds record for most launches of a single vehicle type in a year.

[KARE 11 @kare11]

The Stearns County Sheriff's Office says they are seeking the public's help locating a mother and her four children, after they were reported to be traveling in a vehicle with the children's father, who has a restraining order against seeing the mother. https://t.co/qB3Lvf9fQW

[Derek Mauland @dmauland]

@scottadamsmith Dude had to do the same with my 3 boys. They wanted to watch Space Jam 2. I said we need to watch MJ highlights then Space Jam.

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

Excuse me ma’am, but this is not how @zillow works.

[Derek Mauland @dmauland]

@FullNelson247 @MNUFC Hahahahahahah

[Ted Alexandro @tedalexandro]

Dear @nbcsnl, since you stole my Zillow joke last night please Venmo me the sum of 1 million dollars. My full special Cut/Up is on youtube if you need more ideas.

[Derek Mauland @dmauland]

Pretty messed up. https://t.co/JS6QAeaccw

[Derek Mauland @dmauland]

#boycottchapellshow

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[Matt Little For Congress (MN-02) @LittleCongress]

I can predict the future.

[Derek Mauland @dmauland]

What a racist POS.

[Derek Mauland @dmauland]

@LittleSenator Typical local government they haven’t even updated their website yet pathetic. https://t.co/Fn0TwDVn2A

[Derek Mauland @dmauland]

Bull shit. People making decisions based on shitty information. Per usual government decisions.

[Matt Little For Congress (MN-02) @LittleCongress]

Gah. Lakeville’s Pan-o-Prog has been cancelled. I know it’s the right thing to do but I’m officially done with 2020 now.