Devon Bohart

Higher Ed Administrator • Crossword novice • Professional snacker • she/her(s) • #blm

[Devon Bohart @dmbohart]

I admit that I abuse punctuation, (mainly parentheses). However, I will not apologize; I feel that I am making up for all of the messy, run-on sentence crimes that I see everywhere else.

[Devon Bohart @dmbohart]

Just explained the general plot for @barbiethemovie to @THEjwall02 and he says
“Oh so it’s like The Pooh Movie, where Pooh gets kicked out of The Hundred Acre Wood. And they both wear minimal clothes.”

He’s not wrong…

[Devon Bohart @dmbohart]

Happy belated birthday to this Red Sox fan. But like #gopadres #bringthegold

[Devon Bohart @dmbohart]

Pretty wild night over here. @THEjwall02 just bragged about the various items we have in our compost bucket after enthusiastically forcing me to smell the expired cheese bag. Science guys are weird.

[Devon Bohart @dmbohart]

@THEjwall02 4) forced his friend to sit in another persons seat so he could have more room… and proceeded to yell across 8 seats about the play
5) asked everyone how much their food or drink costs
6) stood at the top of the stairs and blocked everyone’s view

This guy is a winner #Boomer

[john w @THEjwall02]

Love the winning combination of @JetBlue delaying an hour long flight for an hour and a half and then @Enterprise giving away our car rental cuz we were delayed.

[Devon Bohart @dmbohart]

@THEjwall02 Mastered is a strong word…

[Devon Bohart @dmbohart]

It’s not a kind gesture to upsize my beverage. If I ordered a small, I wanted a small. Giving me a massive drink that I didn’t ask for is wasteful and kinda annoying. I don’t wanna carry it, I don’t wanna consume it. Please stop. Just give me the small cup. I’ll still tip. Thx

[Devon Bohart @dmbohart]

“Why is a sentimental person pumping up @lizzo?”

-@THEjwall02 out here asking the big questions

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

[john w @THEjwall02]

Annual reminder @united is the most 🚮 airline and it's not even close

[Ellen Barkin @EllenBarkin]

“I still don’t know what I’m wearing to the living room tonite.
I might not even go.”

[john w @THEjwall02]

The 2021 Holiday Bowl was canceled this year and while none of you care it was being held at Petco Park and that just means in 2022 Johnny SoCal will be going to the first Holiday Bowl at Petco Pahk

[Devon Bohart @dmbohart]

@THEjwall02 Every. Damn. Time.

[Devon Bohart @dmbohart]

@THEjwall02 I can’t tell if this is an insult, or maybe you’re sarcastically saying good for you? Or maybe you’re telling me to get frozen yogurt. I don’t know because THE ABBREVIATIONS ARE CONFUSING

[Devon Bohart @dmbohart]

Why is it that every December, my social media feeds are just filled with people cutting and gluing things? Today alone I’ve seen people cutting up wrapping paper (reasonable), paper bags (okay…) and leaves (what, no stop). Merry Craftmas I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Devon Bohart @dmbohart]

Just bought something at CVS, anyone need 200 coupons?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Please get vaccinated.

[Andrew Bone @AndrewJBone]

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