Fletch F. Fletch

One time a drink lit my hand on fire I finished the drink then put my hand out #truestory

[Fletch F. Fletch @dmbregan]

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[Fletch F. Fletch @dmbregan]

@LeadingReport lol l pop

[Robert Randolph @robertrandolph]

Best ever. while singing about kicking someone ass and no hood Snitching.

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

BOO! 👻

Turbo breaks the ice first! 1-0, us!

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

❄️ It’s #12DaysOfGivingSweepstakes Time ❄️

Hit that repost button for a chance to win our Day 1 prize: a @JRODshow44 jersey, t-shirt and signed baseball, thanks to the @MarinersStore!

Must be 18+. No purch. nec. Enter by 11:59pm PT on 12/28/23. https://t.co/FdxxovUWCy

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

✈️ REPOST TO WIN ✈️

Our friends at @AlaskaAir our helping us celebrate Day ✌️ of the #12DaysOfGivingSweepstakes with airfare for two and a holiday sweater!

Must be 18+. No purch. nec. Enter by 11:59pm PT on 12/28/23. https://t.co/FdxxovUWCy

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🔱 RT to WIN 🔱

Rock some new City Connect gear from the @MarinersStore, plus get your own @gkirb98 signed baseball! Just hit that repost button for a chance to win! #12DaysOfGivingSweepstakes

Must be 18+. No purch. nec. Enter by 11:59pm PT on 12/28/23. https://t.co/FdxxovUoN0

[jenny lewis @jennylewis]

blue steel > blue check mark

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Respect.

[Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl]

For those asking how these systems are exploited —

It’s possible to open hundreds of different queues at one time within Chrome etc.

And since there is no real (digital or physical ID check) bots hammer it instantly and buy everything up.

Tickets are gone before you can blink then instantly to resell for 2-3x the cost.

It’s really that simple.

[Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl]

Well — that #RedRocks x @Skrillex ticket on-sale went about as well as predicted.

Scalpers got dozens exploiting the @AXS queuing system while most fans never had a real chance.

It’s the year 2023 of our lord and attempting to buy concert tickets is worse than ever. 🚮

[Alie Ward @alieward]

We interrupt this pandemic to tell you about a spy balloon to tell you about a UFO to tell you about an airborne toxic event cover-up to tell you about another UFO

[Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker]

So, after trading away Russell Wilson and being projected as one of the worst teams in the NFL, the Seahawks get a top-5 draft position AND a playoff berth. Amazing.

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

⭐️⭐️ RT TO WIN ⭐️⭐️

Signed by the rookie points leader himself, retweet for a chance to win a puck signed by Matty Beniers!

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🎄🎁 RT TO WIN 🎁🎄

Who wants 4 tickets to a game in 2023, batting practice passes AND a meet & greet with a Mariners player? Hit that RT button for a chance to make this Christmas gift yours!

Must be 18+. No purch. nec. Enter by 11:59pm PT on 12/28/22. https://t.co/rczenxDEtW

[Fletch F. Fletch @dmbregan]

@Manstack @CasuallyGreg Whale tails are comin back baby!! 🤣

[ESPN @espn]

Julio Rodríguez is the 2022 AL Rookie of the Year‼️

@JRODshow44 | @Mariners

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

You fill this bastard up with an ice cold Colt 45 and your night is gonna get a hell of a lot better ...

[Best Movies Never Made @NeverMadeFilm]

Guillermo del Toro drops CGI test for his unproduced At the Mountains of Madness film on IG.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Comedy is now legal in the Galactic Empire!

If you hear anyone making great jokes about the Emperor, Darth Vader or the Empire, send us their details.

The Death Star will be dispatched immediately to fire a comedy verification ray at their planet.

We love jokes. Ha. Ha.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

It’s official: One week from today, we will play #PostSEAson baseball IN SEATTLE!!!