Dan McCoy

[emily freeman @editingemily]

It’s my birthday. I’m 37 and I have some things I’d like to share, in no particular order.

1. No one thinks about you more than you do. That thing from two years ago that keeps you up at night? No one else remembers. Honor the memory and let it go.

[Bad Lip Reading @BadLipReading]

Everything changes once you know what McCarthy and Gaetz were actually saying

#118thCongress #KevinMcCarthy #MattGaetz

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

well, well, well if it isn’t all my “we’ll deal with it in January” chickens home to roost

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2022

[Norah Jones @NorahJones]

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas ♥️

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

brb watching this and crying

[Dan McCoy @dmccoynd]

@rockpond22 That’s awesome!!!!

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

This overhead view of the USMNT's goal against Iran is sort of a work of art. From the front to back play, to the switched fields, to the well-timed runs, this is some fine 4D chess that GGG's drawn up for his Baby Eagles. (via: @rodrigoccc97)

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

He’s only your fiancé if he comes from the Fiancé region of France. Otherwise he’s just your sparkling boyfriend. A brosecco.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Smiling Fetterman Asks Oz If He’d Mind Slowly Repeating Concession For 5th Time https://t.co/p8rsGQTuS9

[terrell2spirit 🪶 @terrell2spirit]

protect this woman at all costs!!

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

literally so stressful to bag your own groceries in front of a trader joes employee. like playing basketball in front of lebron. please can you scan slower. i’m sweaty and i am getting scared

[sarah @sablaah]

omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions

[Earth, Wind & Fire @EarthWindFire]

Busy tomorrow?
Asking for a friend.

[Dan McCoy @dmccoynd]

@vanessadiaz_321 It’s just smoked paprika and garlic salt. Be careful with it. 😉

[Ben Meer @SystemSunday]

10 free websites so useful they should come pre-bookmarked on every browser:

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Shorter Merrick Garland:

“Welcome to fuck around and find outsville. I’ll be your tour guide.”

[Dan McCoy @dmccoynd]

@vanessadiaz_321 Think of the self improvement montage later… epic.

[Pickle @mpickle]

If you sleep less than 7 hours a night, read this: