Das Gooch

Jesus Forgive Me, I Am A Thot

[Das Gooch @dmg_ctrl__]

What Texas would look like if that tree killed Greg Abbott

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Two ex-FBI officials have been charged with making false statements about Hunter Biden’s laptop.

https://t.co/32yTJCyzW0

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Apparently some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.

[Variety @Variety]

Iron Maiden's Nicko McBrain reveals he was invited to play golf with Donald Trump, but turned down the offer because he thinks the president and his "bunch of cronies" should be "put in jail":

“I’m not politically inclined, although I must be because I have my thoughts about him. I’m not amused by the narcissism, and all this kerfuffle about the Epstein files and whatnot, and especially the debauched war that he’s put on Iran... My last word on Trump and his bunch of cronies is, they should be put in jail."

https://t.co/CLpU6wGVst

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

texas

it’s very easy

vote for james talarico

[New York Giants @Giants]

Malik is your FedEx Air & Ground Winner ‼️

[Jeremy Fowler @JFowlerESPN]

Source: The Giants plan to start J.J. McCarthy on Sunday vs. Houston.

[susie @susieetweets]

nathan fielder attempting to catch a vandal

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

He literally reported his earnings. He’s made $2.2 billion since taking office. These clowns think we are all idiots.

[𝔤𝔯𝔬𝔶𝔭𝔷𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔞 @groypzilla1]

fym 🥀🥀🥀🫩🫩

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

And that’s the problem.
#Epstein #IranWar #Genocide

[Yonan @yonann]

Jason Alexander says he feared visiting Palestine as a Jew until 10 Palestinians protected him during an Israeli army raid in Ramallah

“How much of a risk would I be taking as an American Jew walking into Palestinian cities? And Mohammed said, ‘The greatest dishonor that could happen to a religious Muslim is to allow harm to come to an invited guest’”

“And he said, ‘Jason, if they had to, they’ll take a bullet for you.’ And what was so interesting about that trip is, we were having lunch in Ramallah with a bunch of actors and artists at a sort of outdoor restaurant”

“And the Israeli army was conducting a raid on a bank that they thought had terrorist ties a couple blocks away. And they must have, to announce themselves, just shot into the air. And I remember 10 of those guys at the table surrounding me. And I went, ‘Oh my God, he wasn’t kidding. They’re not going to let me get hurt’”

[LeftSideOfHistory @leftsidehist]

Protecting local business, while tearing up McDonalds.

The French are alright

[𝖎 @ir0nic_]

when someone hates me and i lowk get where they’re coming from

[DUNE @dunemovie]

A message in the sand. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. Tickets on sale now around the world. https://t.co/2uVNytAMgG #DuneMovie

[IMAX @IMAX]

Secure your seat to Arrakis. All IMAX tickets to Dune: Part Three are on sale around the world. #FilmedForIMAX #DuneMovie https://t.co/jTfk4uPFYc

[DUNE @dunemovie]

All legends come to an end. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. Tickets on sale now around the world. https://t.co/2uVNytBk6e #DuneMovie

[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

Americans: “Everything is unaffordable and the job market is fucked”

The White House:

[Bᥫ᭡ @iluvblesin]

me before opening my bank app in public.

[ؘ☺️ @virgoive]

At work applying to other jobs ❤️