Derek Johnson

[Derek Johnson @dmjohnson72]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Derek Johnson @dmjohnson72]

@acoyne They replaced the passport with a paint by numbers book?

[Western Freedom Standard Pitchbot @WesternStd]

BREAKING | Smith government bans helmets from children's hockey

"Our government will not permit any headgear in Alberta's sports system. The detrimental effects of face and head protection on their mental health is well understood. Enough is enough." #ableg

[Derek Johnson @dmjohnson72]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Duane Bratt🇨🇦 @DuaneBratt]

These phone messages are wild. WTF!

[Duane Bratt🇨🇦 @DuaneBratt]

The voice mail is even worse.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

And God said to John: "Come forth and receive eternal life".

But he came fifth and won a toaster.

[Derek Johnson @dmjohnson72]

@JuliesStyle “Catchy”

[Derek Johnson @dmjohnson72]

@patonrules I don’t know what that was but I’ve stopped smoking because of it….

[Derek Johnson @dmjohnson72]

@JuliesStyle @openPetition This actually isn’t as good of an idea as it sounds. If NATO invokes the no fly zone then NATO has to enforce it and now you have the prospect of Russia having an excuse to attack more countries because they shot down one of their jets.

[Derek Johnson @dmjohnson72]

@patonrules @melaniejoly If only we had a freedom convoy we could send over…

[Derek Johnson @dmjohnson72]

@davidreevely Vaccination status is now more personal than your spiritual belief system??

[Derek Johnson @dmjohnson72]

@JuliesStyle Butter.

[Derek Johnson @dmjohnson72]

@JuliesStyle I can’t even listen to music with words when I’m working…

[Derek Johnson @dmjohnson72]

@patonrules This is so spot on

[Derek Johnson @dmjohnson72]

…suppose nearly 1600 people were in hospital and 15 more people killed in the last 24 hours due to drunk driving…

UCP MLAs: let’s lower the legal drinking age so it’s not so divisive

#FireKenney

[Derek Johnson @dmjohnson72]

@JuliesStyle I’m sure you’ll pick it up in no time!

[Derek Johnson @dmjohnson72]

@JuliesStyle ….it’s also a good way to experience *burnout*

[Derek Johnson @dmjohnson72]

@JuliesStyle He brews….