David :)

always on. slightly off.

[David :) @dmk2567]

@keithedwards You’re a dumbass

[David :) @dmk2567]

@realDonaldTrump Yuck.

[David :) @dmk2567]

@RepSmucker don’t vote for Trump. Bleh.

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

So glad to live in a nation with gun care and health control.

[David :) @dmk2567]

I’m not even a woman and I am entirely repulsed and disgusted by this decision. 🤮 #SCOTUSstench #SCOTUS #RoeVsWade #RepublicansDidThis

[David :) @dmk2567]

@AOC Start calling for these jackass justice’s impeachments! Let’s start digging ladies and gents!

[David :) @dmk2567]

I just really believe there should be a federal holiday where we’re all just supposed to stay in bed, drink water and play the sims. Like, basically a mandatory self care day.

[David :) @dmk2567]

Girl, you really did raise MANY a glass to her! #CNNNYE

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

Tonight we will raise MANY glasses to the WONDERFUL legacy of Betty White!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[David :) @dmk2567]

@emgrundy Yooo my school had that peace cover on one of our yearbooks too!

[David :) @dmk2567]

@sharkpizza Im vibing with you girl.

[David :) @dmk2567]

These Halloween Tik Toks are SENDING me!

[David :) @dmk2567]

Does anybody wanna give me $3000 for my pure bred poodle or should i just start saving to buy it myself? Any takers? No?

[David :) @dmk2567]

Peacock TV is free all September. That means “The Office.” You’re welcome. #TheOffice #Peacock #Streaming #Free

[David :) @dmk2567]

I’m just going to say it. I thought for sure this was a picture of a glory hole at first glance. Seen in a local neighborhood Facebook page.

[David :) @dmk2567]

@Apple the IPhone 12 is the new exploding android apparently.

[David :) @dmk2567]

@Apple is really out here selling $1200 iPhones, $60 cases and when the back of your phone randomly shatters because it’s over heated in your pocket on a day it’s 109* outside, it’s an accidental issue and you have to pay $300 to get it fixed. Fuck out of here. THEIF!

[David :) @dmk2567]

I’m at Hershey park btw

[David :) @dmk2567]

What is the blue tag on this tree? @AskHershey

[David :) @dmk2567]

Happy wedding! #weddingdays #sofun #sochildish