Damian Mackenzie

I talk about Glastonbury and football shirts. I also complain about West Brom a lot.

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@sid_lambert Aretha buries that.

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@HLTCO Harry Kane to become an even bigger national hero by telling him to fuck off on the podium.

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@BlakeR2025 @KieranMaguire Alright Donald.

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@FootballCliches It’s clearly 2014 when they said “let’s just do what worked in 2006 but green”

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@ChayBrown13 @ccfc_07 Nike bought Umbro back in the 00’s, took all their best contracts then sold them again.

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@batcountry1980 @Top10Nathan Optimistic probably would have done well as a single, it’s the only song on Kid A that sounds like it could have been on OKC.

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@TheShirtUnion Why are the shorts a different shade of red? Looks awful!

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@sid_lambert @Crap90sFootball Never understood why players don’t just smack it directly into the throng of players. Chances are it’ll take a nick off someone going through then it’s a legitimate goal.

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@_the_a_bis @TheFootyFeed Also pretty confident that no game of playground Wembley with more than four kids ever actually made it to the final round.

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@_the_a_bis @TheFootyFeed Unashamed goalhanger, let everyone else do the running and chasing while waiting for the ball to drop in front of you. Best part was always arguing you got the last touch on a goal.

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@ChatShirt That looks so bad.

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@TheGlastoThingy Still funny that everyone turned up expecting some inspirational speech and he just plugged his new show.

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@ForbiddenShirts @KitCrimes Used to like seeing new kits on the final day of the season, especially back when they hadn’t been leaked six months in advance.

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@PsychosisSafari @_the_a_bis @oliviarodrigo Same, think I saw pretty much every major band that came through in the 00’s in academies for 10-20 quid a go.

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@_the_a_bis @PsychosisSafari @oliviarodrigo Yeah I’m going the Strokes, which has made a mockery of my vow to be far more selective with my gig money after spending a fortune on tickets last year.

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@_the_a_bis @PsychosisSafari @oliviarodrigo I was wondering how closely Liv was following this discussion.

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@_the_a_bis @PsychosisSafari @oliviarodrigo Most arena acts will set you back at least £100 these days (£102 for the Strokes FFS!). Even an academy band with one or two albums is 40-50 quid! Going to the Suede/Manics co-headline tour which at £70 for two decent sized bands felt reasonable.

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@_the_a_bis @oliviarodrigo That’s why I’ve never brought my kids up to the Albion (except it doesn’t cost a grand)

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@_the_a_bis @oliviarodrigo Completely fair, especially as you guys would have travel and accommodation to consider too.

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@_the_a_bis @oliviarodrigo Nah in total. Saw her at Glasto and loved it, said I’d take Megan again when she next toured.