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mum didn't raise a quitter but she clearly didnt raise a winner either :/

[dඞm @dmnc_t]

Nobody:

Spider in my room:

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[dඞm @dmnc_t]

we all need to be paid more

[Sonny @rawespresso]

£35,000 a year in the UK in 2026 puts you in the lower class.

15 years ago it was a comfortable graduate salary that bought you a decent flat, a few holidays a year, a savings habit, and the realistic prospect of a house.

Today it gives you take-home of about £2,200 a month. Rent on a one-bed in any city worth living in starts at £1,200. Council tax £170. Energy and bills £300. Food £400. Travel £200. That's £2,270, before you've bought a single thing for pleasure.

You're behind on day one of every month.

The wage hasn't moved much in real terms in 15 years. The cost of everything around it has roughly doubled.

Every wage bracket has shifted up by one rung — the £35K that put you firmly in the middle class 15 years ago barely keeps you afloat now, and the salaries that used to count as struggling are quietly slipping into poverty.

The official conversation hasn't caught up.

Anyone calling this an 'economy that works for ordinary people' isn't talking to many ordinary people.

[Sir Norman of Nowhere. 🏴‍☠️ @Normanjam67]

We live in a wet island on the edge of an ocean.
Any lack of water is down to historical mismanagement.
Nationalise now.

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 @JackDunc1]

Until a few years ago the record temperature in the UK was 34.5c

Having two consecutive days above that in SPRING is absolutely insane

[Bill @CageFooName]

Yes I know you gangraped a child but you've been Very Good Boys during your trial for gangrape and so despite the fact that you are too stupid to understand consent I will reintegrate you into society

[🌱 🍉 @HomoSocialist]

We are such a miserable fucking nation. Let kids have free travel during the holidays to see their mates, go into town, go swimming, cinema etc.

Our taxes also pay for pensioners to keep warm, shall we stop that as well?

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

"please just look at the small number bro, don't look at the ten-figure profits, please bro, please :("

[JBL @johninsouthfla]

17 Reform UK councillors gone in 10 days and barely a word about any of them from Sky or BBC News.

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

And so it begins.. The UK Media PR campaign to sell you a Mandelson trained, Palantir owned, backstabbing, pet shop burning, Israeli dickrider, by trying to allude that he’s a ‘working class’, man of the people & none of the things you’ve seen with your own fucking eyes.

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 @JackDunc1]

So if you suggest black people should be "melted down and used to fill potholes" you get elected a Reform councillor, but if you say "please stop killing Palestinians" you get called antisemitic and the government calls a cobra meeting. 🫠

[olga🇬🇶🇬🇦☆⋆｡𖦹°‧ @olganoroeste]

Una generación entera tuvimos que renunciar a eventos como nuestra graduación para que estos viejos hijos de puta pudieran vivir un par de años más y así lo pagan

[mary queen of thots🍉 @txbamxnmicxh_s]

hate this stupid fucking racist miserable fascist island

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

zack polanski said what?? about boobs??? i guess i have no choice but to vote for the eternal misery, war and paedophiles candidates then

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Big up this legend. He's spitting straight facts.

[dඞm @dmnc_t]

Click through the Instagram storys of people I want to see. Properly posted 4 years ago. Reshare storys I'm tagged in. Close app.

[TechToby @techtoby__]

The feed killed Instagram. Why would you show me people I don’t follow more than I do follow? The whole point in a follow button is I want to see that persons post. The explore page is to find people you might want to follow.

Most pointless app. It’s only useful for content creators and meme accounts now.

[TechToby @techtoby__]

The feed killed Instagram. Why would you show me people I don’t follow more than I do follow? The whole point in a follow button is I want to see that persons post. The explore page is to find people you might want to follow.

Most pointless app. It’s only useful for content creators and meme accounts now.

[dඞm @dmnc_t]

"This bus will stop here to adhere to the timetable"

fuck off just get me home lad

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

1-19: Weirdo techno-babble

19-22:

[KPMG dad @jenuflexion]

"buying your votes" is when they give kids (who cant vote) school meals.

But not when retirees get:
* "free" prescriptions
* "free" buses
* "free" local trains
* endless pension increases
* up till recently free cash for heating
* up till recently free uk tv license