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[dmn @dmnzco]

“I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.” J.R.R Tolkien

[Professor OAK 🇵🇸 @o_a_khan]

"The Sacramento Kings play basketball today"

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Only thing MAN CITY are guilty of is making the red cartel look like SHITCUNTS hit me with your rhythm stick CITY CITY

[Alee @ImAleeJeje]

🤯🇲🇽 GOLAZO DE GILBERTO MORA PARA DARLE EL EMPATE A MÉXICO FRENTE A COLOMBIA ⚽🇨🇴

[SOMi @DEViLXVice]

Perfectly straight dudes as soon as pinkpanthress music plays

[Angi🍓 @sott_daylight]

GOOOOOOL DE LAS CHIVAS

[dmn @dmnzco]

@AtlantaFalcons

[Yung Chente🌩️🇲🇽 @yungchente97]

Europeans watching a Mexican from Chivas light up their leagues again

[Martin VII @Nedao454]

Vinicius lost the Ballon D'Or and wrote the 10x more thing only for Rodri to actually do 10x more and win the World Cup and the World Cup golden ball

[. @tosinmm_]

Club football is back, time to stop all this world peace.

[Julien Laurens @LaurensJulien]

Well done Spain! Argentina didn’t deserve anything from this final. The way they played was disgraceful. To have the greatest player of all time in your team and play like that with 0 shot on target is embarrassing!!

[USMNT Daily @USMNTDaily_]

The average American will tell you soccer’s boring and this is what they’re watching

[VAMOS MEXICO 🇲🇽 MUNDIAL 2030 🏆⚽️ @eltri_united]

Can’t believe I’m saying this. Rather watch this game in English because Andres Cantor is so fucking annoying

[Nate Weiser @nweiser09]

"How can you be playing in southern California and there are no Latino kids? There is something weird going on. US soccer is gatekeeping. The best kids we have are not getting through." @KevinFrazier

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Probably the most disturbing thing you regularly encounter in America is how many people have been socialized to worship the profit motive as some sort of God that holds higher value than things like children being able to play sports

[MK @mkliebmann]

Cristiano Ronaldo begged for hamburgers outside McDonalds. He’d never turn pro in America

Messi’s parents were factory workers. He’d never turn pro in America

Lalas went to boarding school. Failed to get into college until his dad made a call to Rutgers. He went pro in America

[Jah 🎭 @KyleMcCordMuse]

Them making soccer a rich white kid sport is one of the worst things this country has ever done