dmonks

Gypsy, tramp and thief

[dmonks @dmonks99]

There's a Russia spy ship off the coast of Delaware. Perhaps a romantic V-Day cruise with Putin & @realDonaldTrump? #valentinesday2017

[dmonks @dmonks99]

@TheMuseCrypt best song ever! Love that entire album! #Vamp

[dmonks @dmonks99]

@HillaryClinton I 💜 you!

[dmonks @dmonks99]

@Nordstrom you've always been so classy! Just bought some of your lovely merchandise online to show my support #Nordstrom https://t.co/NAG1weqWwt

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by @Nordstrom. She is a great person -- always pushing me to do the right thing! Terrible!

[dmonks @dmonks99]

@SenateMajLdr should have let the #CorettaScottKing letter be read. Now it looks like he's covering up Sessions record #LetLizSpeak

[dmonks @dmonks99]

#CNNDebateNight Clearly, when Ted Cruz says "choice" he means the more money you have the more options you have

[dmonks @dmonks99]

@realDonaldTrump That baby needing heart surgery is like so evil. She's totally going to f stuff up #NotMyDictator #Unconstitutional

[dmonks @dmonks99]

@realDonaldTrump Great! When are you leaving? #BowlingGreenMasacre

[dmonks @dmonks99]

@realDonaldTrump You fired our AG for challenging your Executive Order? #Weak #Bully #Wrongsideofhistory

[dmonks @dmonks99]

@SenWarren @realDonaldTrump live stream went down, but it's also on cspan https://t.co/O2AyeI3788

[dmonks @dmonks99]

@POTUS @realDonaldTrump Clearly, your executive order is a muslin ban. Stop hiding behind 'extreme vetting' #weak #disgrace https://t.co/LHV5n5Et43

[Colin Jones @colinjones]

Dec 7, 2015: "Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States..."

[dmonks @dmonks99]

Trump can't get off of the crowd size topic. How insecure is this dude? #POTUSonABC

[dmonks @dmonks99]

Watching #PompusPOTUS is the new form of ultimate torture #POTUSonABC

[dmonks @dmonks99]

@mflynnJR Just curious where you are getting your stats on women receiving equal pay. Can you send that report out?

[dmonks @dmonks99]

@PressSec Sir, please find more important things to talk to the press about. Crowd size? Makes the administration seem unprofessional.

[dmonks @dmonks99]

@parksandrecnbc this season is like the comedy version of Black Mirror

[dmonks @dmonks99]

@WalkingDead_AMC Happy Bob can have a good laugh over all of this #TaintedMeat

[dmonks @dmonks99]

I just voted for Verizon/Droid as the week's best ad. http://t.co/DFc8IYZfyv #Top5VerizonDroid

[dmonks @dmonks99]

I just checked into the #BatesMotel on @AETV. Take a peek @InsideBates. http://t.co/iJ6dDGvViQ

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

People who drink more than 10 cups of coffee are more likely to feel "the presence of dead people" and hallucinations.