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Fond of the unusual, no patience for stupid. Dirt lawyer. Former Senior Warden of @epichurch. Camp Brisket Class of 2020

[BBQPedant @dmorrell]

@JonahDispatch Maybe she can join forces with @GregAbbott_TX who 5 years ago promised to "eliminate all rapists" while signing a 6 week abortion ban https://t.co/m001bEkLAv

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@chadmkolton @pescami called this reducing sports to “forensic videography”

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@RetailBrokerHTX I found out after I shared it too. I guess Abraham Lincoln was right.

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@SteveBresnen and he just so happens to be JD Vance's boss.

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@mattlanza I don’t see an NHL team in Houston without Tillman’s involvement #RIPAeros

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@NoahMF War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.

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@JonahDispatch A smash of glass and the rumble of boots
An electric train and a ripped up phone booth
Paint splattered walls and the cry of a tomcat
Lights going out and a kick in the balls
I tell ya that's entertainment, that's entertainment.

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@scottbraddock

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@chefjoseandres @RiverOaksPrblms @SenTedCruz

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@BMeiselas @alisoncook May God have mercy on her soul

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@SeanTrende Meanwhile so-called “Evangelicals” literally worship and idolize a NY real estate developer

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@scottbraddock Speaking of scorpions...

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@MeroneyPA @SteveBresnen I had the same thought

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@alisoncook How can I short it?

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@scottbraddock Abbott is confused about Texas food period.

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

Wishing a Happy Birthday to Sir David Attenborough. Thank you for the knowledge, passion, and hope you’ve passed on to all of us.

Celebrate 100 years of Sir David Attenborough with Ocean with David Attenborough on @DisneyPlus and @hulu

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@evan7257 Happy Anzac Day to all who celebrate.

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@whignewtons Simpler yet:
“9-0 Supreme Court holds that states can’t sue companies in state court for fulfilling WWII contracts with federal government.”

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@tedcruz