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[Crash Test Gummies @punishedgummies]

neglected to get my 4 year old anything when I picked up a couple things from half price books so when he asked what I got for him I panicked and said “uhhh here! I got you this!” and now he keeps repeating “wow! Dad got me my FAVORITE MOVIE!”

[DMSDrums @DMSdrums88]

@nedtwyman @Hot_Pepper76 OK! ssweeet

[DMSDrums @DMSdrums88]

@jondipietronh @atrupar you're fucking stupid

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

NEW: Politico knew at the time of publication precisely what Jenny Racicot texted to Graham Platner but deliberately omitted it from their article. Racicot, according to the lead Politico reporter on the story, told Platner she “needed her glute massaged.” He told her he was coming right over; she responded by telling him not to do so, but he came over quickly.

Whether this detail is important to you or not, it is a shocking breach of journalistic ethics by Politico and CNN not to include it in their coverage. Story at Drop Site to follow.

[DMSDrums @DMSdrums88]

@AnthonyMEmerson me too. absolute cranks.

[Seymour Butts @VashKohime]

PHANTOM PAIN character introduction shot

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[Big Tom Callahan🇺🇸 @CallahanAutoCo]

BRAKING NEWS: I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell and he agreed to buy 500,000 Brake Pads on behalf of the Great State of Kentucky!

[DMSDrums @DMSdrums88]

@Riley_Gaines_ you are an awful person. just, sheer obsession with trans people. it's pathetic. and you're still and will always be a 5th place loser.

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

I promise no amount of explaining will prepare you for how bad this play is

[DMSDrums @DMSdrums88]

@nedtwyman @Hot_Pepper76 started out inspired by Bonham x Copeland but these days I'm channeling Levon, Steve Jordan, Daru Jones, DJ Thompson.

[Columned @Columned_]

Somehow forgot about this bit and laughed so hard i was struggling to breathe for a couple minutes

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Imagine being a firefighter and Wes Anderson comes up to you in an all white suit and says “Um, can I ask— do you have— when you guys— was this experience— do you have any theory of what was… wrong with it, or.” The dream

[DMSDrums @DMSdrums88]

@tallowqueen Oh so you **eat ** soap 🧼

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

[DMSDrums @DMSdrums88]

@mtracey I was raped in reverse. sure

[DMSDrums @DMSdrums88]

I'm not supporting Platner, but this person supports Trump, a rapist.

[ZitoSalena @ZitoSalena]

@donnabrazile It should have been enough having a Nazi tattoo.

It should have been enough when a woman step forward and said he physically abused her.

But it wasn't enough.
Taking this stance now is disappointing.

[DMSDrums @DMSdrums88]

@impoliticeye you looney toons are all about the conspiracy of the timing. or, maybe, just believe her account that she felt compelled to come forward because the other woman (GOP affiliation) was being discredited bc of that. she wanted the truth out. and it is.

[DMSDrums @DMSdrums88]

@impoliticeye I don't need to. I believe her. Just like her bf after believed her and the reporter confirmed. Eat shit, rape apologist.