Dan

staff software engineer @IBMZ. Tweets are my own.

[Reggae Banana @holadamilola]

She was very specific. "I want Aemond Targaryen". It was her ONLY line all episode. Yet they killed who? Male instacart shoppers will never beat the allegations now

[Sokhulu @BonganiNtuli]

“I hope this email finds you before I do”

[Dan @dmshekht]

@tiedoffinlace every time I go back to Brooklyn I come back with at least 2 dozen bagels from Bagel Boy and freeze them solely to eat them with cream cheese and lox. there are no bagels that compare up here :'(

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

BeReal Corporate automatically takes photos of your screen and shares them with your manager

[Dan @dmshekht]

@tiedoffinlace CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

[Dan @dmshekht]

@tiedoffinlace he’s 9 and a half now! (i think) - they found him as a stray in late 2021 and guessed him to be about 8

[Dan @dmshekht]

diabetic boi started insulin last week and his glucose is already stabilized! ❤️

[Dan @dmshekht]

@tiedoffinlace his name is Vernon! the shelter gave it to him but I find it very fitting as he is just a silly crotchety old man

[Dan @dmshekht]

i also think its worth noting that he needed THREE people to hold him down at the vet, and they refer to him as “spicy peanut” 😭

[petto is waiting for wonho full album ^_^ @midlatino]

i’m so obsessed with this tiktok hsjdjdjd

[Dan @dmshekht]

@tiedoffinlace Sorry to hear! Hope you have a quick & easy recovery 🙏

[Dan @dmshekht]

@tiedoffinlace stay hydrated! The updated booster KNOCKED me on my ass for the entire day yesterday and i’m still kinda feelin it today

[Dan @dmshekht]

@hannigram im surprised that you’re not tbh

[Dan @dmshekht]

@benmo__

[Dan @dmshekht]

@hannigram go ahead, live at home with your family!! don't be shy!!!

[Dan @dmshekht]

This game is revolutionary. #PS5Share, #Stray

[Dan @dmshekht]

@hannigram https://t.co/vFjjlXzpNP

[Dan @dmshekht]

they'll just start using hex

[greg @greg16676935420]

Thankfully gas prices can never go above $9.99 since most of the signs only have three digits

[⏩ @[email protected] @chromakode]

New York City is like Linux:

- Spend the first year re-learning how to perform basic tasks

- Spend the rest of your lifetime claiming how much better it is

- Bad drivers

[Dan @dmshekht]

@brrntsoda omg what how did i not know this

[Dan @dmshekht]

My girlfriends mom has acquired two lambs and they are the absolute cutest things to bless this earth