Alison

[Alison @dna_levelc]

"can you just blow into this cup and I'll sniff it??"

[Alison @dna_levelc]

Are you calling me a potato?

[Alison @dna_levelc]

"he must be walking with a limp, right?"

"he's dead, Kayla"

[Alison @dna_levelc]

we'll do beerio kart, you guys can do hot sauce on hot dogs

[Alison @dna_levelc]

Tonight is the day

[Alison @dna_levelc]

Fezmo: great medium, horrible dinner guest.

[Alison @dna_levelc]

not everyone knows this, but @eddyburback worked at SNL in 1986

[Alison @dna_levelc]

@zetnev Goodnight 💜

[Alison @dna_levelc]

It's been another 3 years, so I guess I'm due for some Twitter action

[Alison @dna_levelc]

In a wreck? Oh my heck!

[Alison @dna_levelc]

Thanks NY church that was aggressive

[Alison @dna_levelc]

Are you armed for the spiritual battle?

[Alison @dna_levelc]

Accepted a salaried promotion at my job last month. Already put in my 2 weeks to step back down to hourly so I can make more money. #usa

[Alison @dna_levelc]

It's been 3 years so I guess I'm gonna try this Twitter thing again. Hi.

[Alison @dna_levelc]

Holy shit they play gambino on the radio in cali. 👍

[Alison @dna_levelc]

my entire life is one long game of "is that guy attractive or does he just have a beard?"

[Alison @dna_levelc]

providence isn't ready for this jelly

[Alison @dna_levelc]

"why do we have extra shoes?"

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

the only reason you were made to think there is something wrong with the way you look is so people could sell you things