Steely Dalton

Former D3 football star! Educator. Pro Wrestling enthusiast. Positive mindset. Advocate of reading and learning. Big Steely Dan guy (2/1/2021).

[Triple Hausen’s Thoughts 💭 @TripleHHHPaulL]

Hulk Hogan walks on stage at the RNC.

Bobby Heenan: But whose side is he on?!

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

LeBron James on Donald Trump being shot:

"I don't know I just had a bad feeling something was going to happen today. I was actually reading about John Wilkes Booth just earlier today."

(Via @ChrisBHayne)

[Steely Dalton @dnagle_671]

I’d have to be so diligent to make this last for 20 minutes

[noah📡 @kayvonbanks25]

Can you eat this in one hour with 100k on the line? 👀

[Steely Dalton @dnagle_671]

This guy sucks. I hope the first guy had fun.

[V. ✨♥️♥️🕷️🐝 @HaangEmHiigh]

bro's watching MITB with eddie guerrero

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

Voting for a President in America be like

"choose one"

[Steely Dalton @dnagle_671]

Magglio Ordóñez walkoff homer in the ALCS. I was at Sidelines in Lambertville, MI.

[Natalia Barbour @natalia_barbour]

No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV.

[Steely Dalton @dnagle_671]

“I’ve seen your swing. I know your swing.”

[Gary Parrish @GaryParrishCBS]

These dudes have been calling each other the worst President in history for 80 straight minutes — and neither one of them got really offended until their golf skills were questioned. Hahaha.

[Steely Dalton @dnagle_671]

She clearly knows dirt bags not douchebags. It’s an important distinction.

[Modumedi @TheeOnly_Shadi]

Male friendships last because they are based on hedonism, are low risk and lack depth. Most of them rely on alcohol to get together and tend to avoid any confrontations to keep things kumbaya but on the low, they actually hate each other and compete with one another.

[Steely Dalton @dnagle_671]

Big breakfast with hot would be is tempting, but those hot cakes could make lunch an impossibility and dinner inevitable.

[Joe DeLeone @joedeleone]

I finished in last place in fantasy football, and tomorrow I have to do my punishment.
I have to sit on a McDonalds for 24 hours unless I can eat my way out of it. Here’s the key I was given by a league mate for what I can eat to shorten my time ⬇️

[Steely Dalton @dnagle_671]

MLE has always sought to control the likeness of their eaters. I hope y’all bash him like you did Kobayashi when it was a very similar reason for his barring/exodus.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Joey Chestnut has been banned from this year's Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

Chestnut agreed to represent vegan brand "Impossible Foods" over Nathan's

More here: https://t.co/btK6yMFuhr

[Steely Dalton @dnagle_671]

@D_Rad_is_Rad Childhood me would hate me so much for missing it

[Steely Dalton @dnagle_671]

All due respect, it’s not top 5. Kicking and Screaming, Semi-Pro, Old School, The Other Guys, Land of the Lost and Zoolander. Thats literally 6 on short notice.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This might be Will Ferrell's greatest role

[Steely Dalton @dnagle_671]

@FunnyJoeFanning Can’t believe it didn’t come to mind for me.

[Steely Dalton @dnagle_671]

That dude is an athletic anomaly with the likes of Shaq and Brock Lesnar.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

John Daly just casually chipping it in with a club in one hand and a drink in the other. 🐐

[Steely Dalton @dnagle_671]

Rachel loves Winnie the Pooh but hates Christopher Robin

[Steely Dalton @dnagle_671]

Anybody else feel UofM is a lil more drake than Kendrick??

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

they not like us 〽️

#GoBlue