Dan D.

kazoo enthusiast, all signs point east, natural jedi

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

Would anyone be able to listen to an EP I release of songs I wrote in highschool if released exclusively on @napster and repurposed @AOL CDs? (@AOL get at me if you got any blank ones lying around for your boy)

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

Should I be back on here?

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

@stellahelene6 Bro this tweet is 11 years old

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

Shout out to Aaron Rodgers for wearing the sandy hook elementary school sticker in his helmet.

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

@Avis Dm sent. It was pretty bleak guys, one of those seats had bird poo on it. Car smelled heavily of marijuana. Took over an hour to get a clean carseat

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

@Avis this is a little bit of a wild system for picking up infant seats, no?

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

@ray_ban 🫴

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

@nosleeprecords Want it because i still regret not buying 52 weeks when it was still in print.

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

This is something a man who has never stormed a court would say.

[Marc D'Amelio @marcdamelio]

This might be an unpopular opinion but please do not storm the court. Winners are expected to win. We also need to win and celebrate with dignity and grace. Now get your asses to Ted’s and celebrate the right way.

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

My magnum opus

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

@becks_forshort THATS A GOOD SIGN BUDDY

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

@becks_forshort Yesss!!! Enjoy!

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

@Friendlys it's almost July and there isn't a wattamelon roll in sight. What gives?

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

@bigmoneygator The phenomenon of every dad in the produce section on Thanksgiving morning staring at their phones without a clue in their brain is unbeatable.

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

@becks_forshort Love this for you

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

Why am I absolutely engrossed watching the masters right now?

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

Big. Things. Happening.

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

Someone tell me why we must all take pictures inside of phonebooths in the UK?

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

Absolute love and respect but if you wear an apple watch to a wedding just pull the clown makeup out now.

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

@intoitoverit Plz bring this to Boston...thnx

[Dan D. @dnddmo]

@becks_forshort Tremendous on toast.

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