Dan

Living the dream... #GirlDad

[Dan @dnistler]

Sadie just farted (or pooped) on my lap. She immediately gets up and hauls her diaper changing pad and a diaper into the living room

[Dan @dnistler]

@johntuman1212 @Twins @ticasino Well played, Johnny T.

[Dan @dnistler]

@Twins @ticasino Victor Caratini

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

What people think Babe Ruth looked like most of his career vs what he really looked like

[Serkan Tanyildizi @srkntnyldz]

39 yaşındayım, şunun şu kadar rahat yapılabileceğini ilk defa öğreniyorum!

[Casual Sports Fan @DietBeginsMon]

I think the reason Minnesota is so left is cause living here is the most obvious example of the right wing just outright lying

Every day you’ll see right wingers trying to say it’s a hellhole here and then you just….leave your house and it rocks

[Joe Lampton @joelampton_]

Beer is such a bullshit drink. Makes no sense. Peasant drink.

Takes too much to get drunk, you piss non stop, you feel fat, if a woman drink it it makes her look unattractive, cheap

Vodka's the best drink. You get drunk faster & it tastes ok combined with orange juice.

[Alabama Rowing @AlabamaRow]

Let’s welcome Sadie Nistler to the Tide!

#RollTide

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

Do not make fun of children for believing in Santa. There's actually grown adults who believe a 78 year old man sustained a 2 cm-wide gunshot wound to the ear that completely healed in 19 days without leaving a single mark.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“JJ McCarthy drops back to pass”

[Football @BostonConnr]

This might be the greatest play in the history of football

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Full circle

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

He spent Biden’s entire presidency calling him ‘Sleepy Joe’. Still does. But this guy nods off in the middle of the day in meetings almost every day. Fell asleep in court all the time too.

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

This might be the greatest broken tackle of all time

[Patrick Reusse @Patrick_Reusse]

Great news here for best-run athletic dept. in Minnesota.
*Sorry, Tommies. You’re 2nd.

[C-Bo the Eggman @CBoTheEggman]

"I'm going to make America healthy!"
wheezes heroin addict who drinks blue dye, abuses steroids, tans until his face looks like a catcher's mitt, eats roadkill, and contracted a parasite that ate part of his brain

[Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey]

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

[Bushwhacker @anglotradboy]

I’m loving the new McDonalds Axis Powers menu

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

sure, the world is going up in flames, there's unrest in the streets, and America has become a global punchline, but at least Trump voters made the handful of trans athletes in the country feel extra bad

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

It will never cease to amaze that Americans basically just got bored of having the best lives on the planet so they elected a lunatic to blow it up in the hopes of building some microwave factories for their children to find meaning in.