mills

they/them - ur local homosexual - lowkey obsessive consumer of media

[Meg 💖🃏👽🎭 @Meggotheeggotm]

and I want what they have

[eli ! // seeing dnp !!!! @sp4ceistheplace]

hi

[💜 : ALEX .ᐟ @Screewithahat_]

does this make sense

[rin @yaoinof]

the gender. oh my god the fucking gender

[Rina x_x @phannie6000]

i think ive cracked it. ive figured it out.

2016 - america is red
2019 - dan and phil come out as gay
2020 - america is blue

2024 - america is red
2025 - dan and phil come out as couple
2026 - america is blue

#noticing
🤔🤔🤔

[red, white & royal bot @rwrbbot]

History, huh? Bet we could make some.

[Lizzie 💫 @lizziethat]

I'm sorry I doubted you Alex Claremont-Diaz

[beth @retjcent]

not holding hands on camera to protect the intimacy of your relationship and then doing it to make a tacky (complimentary) wax cast of your hands touching is so camp

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[zayden @pemilo123]

Getting called an old soul at age 8 and then childish at age 25 is so neurodivergent-coded

[mills @dnpizzaaaaaaaa]

@azulsgreed @danielhowell phil dropped a placenta on the ground

[✭ ݁ ˖ @pinofdnp]

I WAS THEN SHOT 57 TIMES

[mills @dnpizzaaaaaaaa]

@azra3l @aidanisntonfire i personally dislike the taste of london tap water and when i stayed at my friends house and used their shower i did smell heavily of chlorine. unfiltered london tap water does have residual chlorine and minerals like magnesium/calcium in it which makes up the taste

[san ✵ @kyung_smol]

Phil got sharpie on one of Dan's favourite shirts and instead of being mad at Phil he was like "ukw that's on me for bringing it to the tour" may love like this violently attack me

[mills @dnpizzaaaaaaaa]

@azulsgreed aw i’m sorry :( but ur right even just seeing them walk around european cities is gonna be so fun bc i’ve never been to the us so rn they’re still dnp the performer duo everytime i see us tour stuff but as soon as they film in cities i’ve already seen they’ll become real i fear😭

[mads 𓆏 MEETING DNP TODAY?!?! @howellslesbians]

OH WHATEVER

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I genuinely admire people who can wake up, eat breakfast, shower, and be ready for work in 25 minutes. I need 25 minutes just to remember where I am, who I am, and what day it is.