The news might seem devastating (and it’s absolutely okay to grieve in response if it seems natural or needed), but it’s also a clear sign that the whole production came within a hair’s breadth of being cancelled. We have Rob and Rhianna to thank for this semblance of a closure
Final diagnosis, $687 later:
“Jorts is a healthy neutered adult DSH. He is peeing in the sink when someone else is in the bathroom because he wants to feel included. Behavioral.”
Because I'm horny & want these fictional characters to fuck, and u know what, that's a damn good reason that I'm not gonna let any condescending anti-fanfic ppl invalidate
Would be a shame if loads of people responded to this police appeal with disinformation so that any real leads were effectively buried. So uhhh don't do that. Especially not from an anonymous email address & via a VPN.
#thatcherstatue