David myers

[David myers @DobermanDaveM]

@PatsyDiabetes She can press my secretary any time. Nudge nudge wink wink say n’more.

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@fandompulse I love it how he starts with “she’s a piece of sh1t” then calls HER hateful.
The hate all comes from the left. NOT “both sides are guilty.” Always from the “inclusive” yet intolerant lefties.

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@god_of_ai7 Why does that thing have a Betamax vcr on its back?

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@JamesTate121 He’ll get nothing and like it.

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@BenStanton77 Johnny Cooger Mellonballs is a five foot tall little munchkin of a man. Little man syndrome on display.

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@MLB The brewers are so generic. It’s like going to buccees and buying the store brand chips so you don’t have to spend the full $2.49 for real doritos.
Their stadium is like the manufactured housing of stadiums.
They are just a cheap imitation of a real franchise.

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@pugsandco It’s not a great location. Scenic maybe. But transportation is a friggin nightmare and forget about parking within two miles.
And the stadium is a mess. Smallest capacity in the league, no naming rights, no parking revenue.

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@GavinNewsom What the hell is this moron beta douchebag saying?
Nobody cares Gavin.
Try again. This one doesn’t have legs.

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@EmmanuelMacron And now….we surrender.

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@CNviolations Is that her O face?

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@stoolpresidente In the 80s MLB told the cubs no world series at wrigley until they installed lights.
I say no world series where any part of the stadium roof can be hit by a fair ball.
Sorry Milwaukee and Tampa.

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@erjmanlasvegas How many Michigan grads does it take to drive in a nail?
More than one, apparently.

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@INTERIORPORN1 Who cut the cheese?

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@BbBio55 Your honor the jury needs to smell it to see if it really does smell fishy.

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@BriannaWu The military exist to kill people and break shit.
Leave the social engineering for the civilians.

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@RobGerundo John cusack didn’t have a facelift he’s just really really surprised. All of the time.

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@catturd2 All women are crazy to some extent, it’s just a matter of degrees.

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@BrewPack8 Not gonna happen.
Chicks dig the long ball, and so does the postseason.
Brewers are like an Asian man, they can’t go deep.

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@ImmortanZit What the hell is a yeye?
As in “I bet Sydney Sweeney has a nice yeye”?

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@AmazingPopPod That’s not John cusack. That’s Wayne newton and Kathy Lee Gifford’s illegitimate son Herm Newton Gifford.