Carson Wilkins

I just be sayin shit

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

RT if you’re on the left:

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

@SevenThomsen I used it for a bit, then I realized my favorite artists take pride in compressing their songs so it was pointless for me

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

Outrageous that this man has to subsist off of only

*checks notes*

7 Million dollars per year

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Ouch.

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

I think we’re so fucking back

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

Thanks for buying my single sausage biscuit that cost $1.50, however I’m not paying for the guy behind me who’s ordering food for his whole extended family

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

The “pay it forward” chain at drive thrus ends with me every time

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

@SevenThomsen I’m late but it���s this one

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

Made a real cool spreadsheet and I’m foaming at the mouth to tell all my coworkers

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

Currently cooked beyond belief

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

@thebestfish7 We have the capabilities for sure. But this is Missouri state football. We went 5-6 in the MVC last year. Granted, the Dakotas are in the MVC, but the average CUSA football team is better than the average MVC team I think

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

Im gonna miss barely making .500 every year. Now we’re going .083

[Conference USA @ConferenceUSA]

Conference USA announces Missouri State University will join the league on July 1, 2025

CUSA 🤝 @MissouriStBears

#NoLimitsOnUs | https://t.co/XbukLJA6Tq

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

I understand why Garfield hated Mondays now

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

People who share my obscure interest actually piss me off so much. That’s my thing! Not yours, get your own

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

@SevenThomsen Paul Mueller, gonna be a design engineer

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

Rest of my life starts tomorrow 😐

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

All my life I wondered why no one ever talked about how extremely spicy toothpaste is, I’d feel the burn like thirty minutes after I was done.

Turns out I’m just extremely allergic to normal toothpaste lmao

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

@SevenThomsen Bar.

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

I don’t watch basketball but I will defend my glorious king Lebron to the death every time my dad says MJ is the GOAT (he hasn’t watched basketball in 30 years either)

[Carson Wilkins @dobis1427]

@hewatza I unroll it completely then reroll it really shittily I hope that’s good enough