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You'd probably save a brain cell or two if you didn't bother reading my thoughts... But you know you want to.

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It will happen on Saturday, April 27, 2027.

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True

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Cheese never really goes bad. It just becomes another kind of cheese.

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I'm still having trouble connecting to Vine. Anyone else having this issue?

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@Demilogic @Terraria_Logic I don't want a refund, but I'll pretend I do as an excuse to play Terraria with you

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@dobis1427 You animal

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I think what separates a human from an unthinking animal is the direction they face the toilet paper roll.

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@dobis1427 I will accept this only if it's unrolled completely before use

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The Apple Vision Pro is a prime example of why we need to bring back bullying

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This meme came to me in a vision last night. I don't know what it means. All I know is it was my duty to bring it to fruition and share it with all of you.

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I just learned a cool Git shortcut

Apparently, you can just use
git add > git commit > git push > exit
instead of
git status > git add > git status > git commit > git status > git log > git status > git push > git status > git status > exit

The more you know ig

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Honestly I think it's a form of psychopathy that causes people to leave the bathroom with the light on and the door closed

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George Foreman grill for 2,500 tickets isn't real it can't hurt me
George Foreman grill for 2,500 tickets:

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@Terraria_Logic Bucket

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This image is my magnum opus

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This is the coolest thing I've ever done

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I put 2842 instances of Bad Piggies on my home screen, AMA

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Been thinking a lot about McDonald's signature sauce lately. Haven't had a reason to go to a McDonald's since they discontinued it. What a shame.