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@DermeeOne @RetroGameCorps Balatro is on the app store now. Just buy it instead.

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@SamanthaAsumadu Oh no, the funny green man won't come on my podcast 😢 that means he must be a Mossad op

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@unclehohoho @IKEAIESupport Lol, they're £5 now

[Tory Fibs @ToryFibs]

UK Wholesale Gas prices have completely collapsed.

Wholesale gas was 3.5 times more expensive in late August than today.

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@RetroGamer_Daz @scully1888 I didn't mind it for the Mega Drive because a lot of the movie tie in games are actually very good. But there is a lot more low effort shite and dodgy console demakes released for Gameboy

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@RetroGamer_Daz @scully1888 As a reader I think I'd like to see some of the shovelware/movie tie in titles bundled together into a "rapid fire round" rather than each individual cartridge getting the same word count as classics like Zero Mission and Aria of Sorrow.

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@BlackXList Dude is a middle school teacher who plays Yu-Gi-Oh. The contents of his hard drive is probably enough to put him away for life

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@TheSinanKose You can't blame them for wanting to harken back to a time when they were allowed to be a little bit racist, as a treat

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@LamentablyAwake @snb19692 Maybe if we do an Iraq again it'll open a time portal to the period in which the NHS wasn't shit but Blair was still a war criminal

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Can finally announce: I am humbled, honored, and frankly still in shock to be the new CEO of @twitter. Though we haven't always seen eye to eye (Edgelord memes! Verification fiasco! The "sink" joke being the full extent of his business plan!) I am thrilled @elonmusk took a chan

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@AndrewL877 @scully1888 When I die, bury me with my complete copy of the Scullion Literary Universe

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@Jessthelefty I made a new account and only followed people related to my hobbies and interests, strictly no political stuff. It's a breath of fresh air when another day living on Normal Island seems like too much to bear.

[David Rosenberg @davidjrosenberg]

It’s quite clear why Naomi Wimborne-Idrissi, a Jewish Labour Party member was expelled. She was an outspoken socialist + anti-racist and had the temerity to get democratically elected to Labour’s NEC. The LP hierarchy probably hate democracy even more than they hate socialism.

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@bobbi_QELD @steverochester @Skylinex13 This I agree with 100%. It somehow only took a generation and a half for neoliberals to convince society that home ownership was exclusively for the middle classes and above

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@Skylinex13 @bobbi_QELD @steverochester I wasnt talking to you, I was talking to the author of the incredibly bad take "if you own a house, you're not working class"

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@tykestakeonit Many of them are all four at the same time

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@mygibbo @Agitate4Change BBC are lying arseholes. It's not 17.6%, it's 10% plus a one-time bonus of £2000. Very big difference

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@bobbi_QELD @steverochester @Skylinex13 You lot must be really young to believe this nonsense. My parents bought their house in 1997 for £30,000. A gardener and a cleaner. And every homeowner on our street was working class. Incredibly unaffordable homes is a very recent (post 2007) phenomenon

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@Chickwinkle @AdrianEdmondson It was a miserable existence

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@CharlesTheGuard @StevenPremel @MartinSLewis There's no way you actually believe this. Brexit was fuelled by racism