nick crushenzo

lover of classic rock, cars, and nature.

[nick crushenzo @docmerk]

4 days and $765 for a tune up and @pepboysauto returns my vehicle running worse than when I brought in. You just lost a long time customer.

[nick crushenzo @docmerk]

What's happening? How did I get here? How do I get out?

[nick crushenzo @docmerk]

@HaroldBallzanya haha! Adios fake ass suckaz

[nick crushenzo @docmerk]

@HaroldBallzanya feelin the pains from my back to my brains

[nick crushenzo @docmerk]

how did the dude next to me at the DMV know I wanted to hear the hot new Akon jam?!

[nick crushenzo @docmerk]

@trippywayne duuude yes!

[nick crushenzo @docmerk]

are you into sexual harassment as much as me? #amicreepingyouout #edotw

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Everyone wants shit to be easy. You never hear about difficult listening music. Or a Challenging-Bake Oven. Or a rapper named Grueling-E.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I'll stop my car at a truck stop and wash a truck at a car wash I don't give a shit anymore!

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Why are folks either overwhelmed or underwhelmed? You never hear about folks bein' just whelmed. I'm gonna be whelmed as hell today.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to 3-ring binders. I see you walkin' around with a 2-ring or 4-ring binder I'll punch yo damn face off. The paper won't fit, idiot

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

You never see gorillas in the wild rollin' barrels at Italian people. Hardly ever, Donkey Kong was a lie. The folks who made that are liars.

[nick crushenzo @docmerk]

@SpreadUM I'm telling you man their whole collection is immaculate. definitely my favorite artist out right now @brontidetheband

[Stall Speed @StallSpeedMusic]

ONE DAY AWAY from our first release from our upcoming album "Strange Sounds In The Sky"! Tomorrow! #newmusic #rock #bands

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

Did you know armadillos choose not to participate in Day Light Savings Time?

[nick crushenzo @docmerk]

I kinda miss video games. those were fun

[nick crushenzo @docmerk]

used to buy cigarettes with change, now I can't decide which car to drive. #littlethings

[nick crushenzo @docmerk]

zero logical thinking before I have coffee. #morningjams

[nick crushenzo @docmerk]

I guess it's easier to do the hard thing than to ask for help

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I'll straight up eat Town House crackers when I'm at the Ritz, and Ritz crackers when I'm in a Town House 'cause I'm insane in the membrane.