GA Security Drone

We're watching you right now. We are making a list of everyone who applauds inappropriately. You have been warned.

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We have had a great Assembly, but we cannot stay for the rally afterwards. Instead, we will be passing out tasers to participants and trusting you to tase yourselves as needed. We're working on the honor system here. #PleaseDontAbuseIt #Abide2019 #SeeYouInLouisville

[GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015]

Our rotors are a little wobbly after that sermon. #SpeakTruth #Abide2019

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We have noticed an increase of heartrates and other vital signs in worship this evening. This is either indicative of an excitement and appreciation for the words of the human speakers, or the convention center hot dogs have gone bad. #HotDiggetyDog #Abide2019

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@knauerhase @ZombieACampbell @ZombieRevStone Thanks for your words of support. We were with you in spirit at the AllianceQ banquet. We were also with you in the trackers installed in your name badges. #WearThemHome #Abide2019 #CampbellCon

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Be aware: we have secretly and randomly electrified one of the regional ministers. Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor! #AShockingBlessing #Abide2019

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Attention GA Camera Operators: Rev. Del Pilar has been on stage for less than a minute, but you better be on your game. We can already tell he's a mover and a shake and he's not gonna stand still. #Abide2019 #CampbellCon

[GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015]

We're not sure what's going on, but the words on the screen don't match what those kids are singing. #Abide2019

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@peterfromchurch @DisciplesGA Yes. "Napping." We like that phrasing better than "tased into submission."
#NightyNight #Abide2019 #CampbellCon

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@DisciplesLeslie *sound of tasers charging*
#Abide2019 #CampbellCon

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@DisciplesLeslie @BelvaJordan One of the few exceptions we allow. #Abide2019

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She gets it. #abide2019

[DisciplesLeslieKnope @DisciplesLeslie]

No clapping. #Abide2019 #Campbellcon

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@UMWRegionRox We will be monitoring this location for your safety and our enjoyment. #Abide2019 #CampbellCon

[GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015]

@thebranmuffin18 Actually, they were bought in 2007, but modeled on the originals from 1993 which were retired that year. #Abide2019 #CampbellCon

[GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015]

Did you know: the offering buckets are vintage large popcorn buckets from the 2007 General Assembly in Fort Worth? They have served faithfully as collection points for all your sweaty bills through seven GAs. #StayingPower #Abide2019 #Campbellcon

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@DOCGrump Just do what the words on the screen tell you and stop asking questions. #Abide2019 #CampbellCon

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At the end of the service, we will be showing a list of all the names of those who have departed... from worship early. We know who you are. #StayTilTheEnd #campbellcon #Abide2019

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@nathanjhill @rthrabrdgd He's in quadrant 4a, subsection 85d. #WeAreWatching #CambellCon #Abide2019

[GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015]

@rthrabrdgd We know. We always know where you are. #GATrackers #Abide2019 #CambellCon

[GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015]

Please stop spreading the rumors that we electrified the child care cages. It is dangerous and the budget would not cover it this year. Those kids could break through the barrier at any time and overwhelm us all. #Abide2019

[GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015]

"To find where Jesus abides, the church needs to put on its walking shoes." -Rev. Nancy Growler
... Or its hovering propellers. #amiright #Abide2019