Doc Supafly

2-time TIME Person of the Year. Dorkposter. Misunderstood genius. Tries to adhere to a Threading is Cheating rule. Puns are the surest way to my ❤

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

There’s a certain sort of aging millennial American leftist for whom the School Bully occupies the same place in their spiritual universe as the Executioner did in Maistre’s; an austere and heiratic figure upholding the rightful order of the Cosmos by means of violence.

[Cristine Rice @PstafarianPrice]

Unsure how to vote in the upcoming election because I am AGAINST his girlfriend abuse but IN FAVOR of his policy of hate-raping home invaders. Much to think on.

[Hooch @CompanyHooch]

Modern sources of morality (a humorous notion) are all born on third base.

[Rachel Zader @RachelZader]

Fun fact you can buy B12 injectable on Amazon. All the reviews are like "my cow loved this for his B12 deficiency and has more energy at the office"

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

i adore shakespeare as a humanist writer but there's nothing like milton for raw power

chose paradise lost for an elective read in 12th grade english and it blew my mind

[Doc Supafly @DocSupafly]

"He's a little bit long-winded. He doesn't translate very well into our generation and his jokes are terrible."

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

i adore shakespeare as a humanist writer but there's nothing like milton for raw power

chose paradise lost for an elective read in 12th grade english and it blew my mind

[La Jolla Populist @liberscravola]

I was wondering why are they making a big deal about a job that will be finished in under a month then it hit me, confession through projection. If the CA dems ran this project it would take months or years. They fully expected a empty pool all summer at the peak of DC tourism. The idea it would be done on time never even entered their minds.

[Bird on Fire 🔥 @nobodyknows2322]

It's not hard dude

They love anything and everything so long as it's anti-American

[Doc Supafly @DocSupafly]

@LegalizeJandro @_Pvplx_ I believe Racketball and Squash are British, Racquetball is American, and they are all distinct from one another.

[Stu Burguiere @StuDoesAmerica]

Concerned my 80 pound dog and my 20 pound dog are not thinking through the most efficient use of this space.

[Camille ⚫ @CatRedFront]

People are so incredibly mean to this woman because she actually had to live through the consequences of their favourite theocracy and didn’t say it was epic wholesome chungus.

[SixGunFiat @SixGunFiat]

@DudespostingWs Outstanding, but he also ran the entire race with his blinker on.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

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[Will, politically homeless once again @spudhawg]

Imagine being a man and saying on national television that your girlfriend knows more about WW2 than you.

[Doc Supafly @DocSupafly]

Maybe it will feel like Baldurs Gate instead of Original Sin 3 feat. Minsc and Boo.

[Kazoo22 @yerheart]

@IGN @UniversalORL It won't be made by Larian so it will be soulless and worse than the original in every metric that matters

[Doc Supafly @DocSupafly]

Rest easy, I have it on good authority that that's impossible.

[Robot Person (Misogynousos Oreo) @RobotPerson78]

Just remembered I made a woman cum before. Disgusted with myself.

[Rogue Scholar Press @RogueScholarPr]

“Your followers won’t see your tweets, Mr. Bond. But they will see what you rt from other accounts, and you will watch their likes accumulate in your mentions, while your own effortpoasts wither and fade, revealed for what they are: coal”

[Notre Dame College Republicans @NDRepublicans]

It is a little strange how many Christians respond significantly more viciously to those who choose to abort a down syndrome child as compared to a normal one. Obviously neither is justified but one can understand why the former situation is more difficult for the parents.

Nietzsche was absolutely correct when he pointed out that many modern Christians have turned the real obligation to care for the sick, poor, disabled, etc, into a quasi-veneration or idealization of those traits. But in reality there’s no virtue in weakness or helplessness. The real Christian path is to strive to maximize one’s human potential, cultivating strength, vitality, agency etc, while still acting justly to protect the weak and the vulnerable. Neopagans and atheists calling to abort down syndrome children neglect the latter, while many modern Christians, in their bizarre virtue signalings about the joys of a genetic disorder, reject the former.

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

setting this shit as my only photo on tinder

[Doc Supafly @DocSupafly]

As we all know, the more serious the crime, the less evidence you need.

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

@asymmetricinfo Kavanaugh was alleged to have committed a serious crime, if you can’t tell the difference that on you