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Coffee, then tea, then beer, then cough syrup. The Holy Trinity of drinks to get me through the day.

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Me: *sucking on toes

Tom Brady: I need more superbowls so I can get those rings and can put them on all my toes and help protect myself from this guy who likes to suck toes

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Curious if any of our Nation's truckers gay?

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How funny would it be if Hamas had walked into Israel and said "Face the revolution", and then held up a copy of dance dance revolution. And that's how this whole fiasco started.

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My radon mitigation guy just tried to kiss me 😅

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Sequel to Scarface for women called Dollface, and she's called that in the movie because she wears dolls on her face.

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My door doesn't make that satisfying "click" sound when you close it. You know that sound that's like when someone's neck cracks/snaps. The reverberation in your hands.

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Thinking about getting a slush fund so I don't have to pay those exorbitant movie theater slushie prices

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Me hearing the title "A beautiful mind": I wonder if that's about me!

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Do you think Scooby Dog is the type of dog the peanut butter trick would work on?

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Had a good vortex with my pee today. Reminded me of mother.

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You're telling me this foundation is load bearing?????

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When you don't eat for a couple hours, so you enter ketosis

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I'm going to play Nebraska Powerball tonight no matter what those Liberal College Schools say

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Fake Queen fan whose favorite song is We Will Rock You

Me a real fan whose favorite song is We Will Rock You Jazz Remix by Mustang Grills

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"This guy really rubs me the wrong way"

Him earlier jacking me off against the grain

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Putting my toilet at half-mast today in respect of me being constipated

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Vibin with ASMR Trump right now

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It's important to go to meetings and stare at others to make sure they have appropriate body language and responses to the meeting events. I've learned Roger is a 4 finger clapper and I will be bringing this up to his manager and his wife.

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Advise request: My neighbor has a tree which is dying and could potentially fall on my property. Can I sex with the neighbor?