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this is all word vomit. sometimes it is funny. they/them its lees twitter acount now

[maxwell @swellmacks]

excuse me? gays are exempt in the movie where straights can only fuck once a year?! i’m back in on this

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

Need to dispose of a 7'6" ladder? It'll fit in one of our trucks; just set it out after 8pm before your non-recycling collection day.

🧡💙CONGRATS KNICKS!!!!!!!💙🧡

[bagel. extra toasted @el_legab]

at this point i’m convinced wemby doesn’t know how to play basketball, he’s just tall

[bagel. extra toasted @el_legab]

KNEES

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

Heads should roll at City Hall for this

[Make Some Noise @MakeSomeNoiseDO]

🌈

[bagel. extra toasted @el_legab]

do eridians brush their ??teeth?? what do they have? what do they do to clean themselves

[Mike Carolla @SJTimes13]

still waiting on that full season order Disney

[Caity Weaver @caityweaver]

I was going to say “I had so much fun reporting this story!” but actually I think I was stressed out the whole time, sprinting in a blind panic, trying to figure out why the hell I pitched this. I think that comes across in the text. Hope you enjoy! https://t.co/6IOIejQjme

[helv ✨ @helvyeah1]

yeah so this goes crazy #pittspoilers

[🐦‍⬛🕸️ @birdpokes]

due to (un)popular demand here r some fun eggs i found in the #projecthailmary movie score (pause to read)

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

20 years of Neil banging out the tunes. Oh the years have gone so fast, he was so young !! I made this design to celebrate the big anniversary 🎹🐀

[folly ☀️ @peachphernalia]

happy 17776 day :-]

[Whisgoon @Whisgoon]

“i wrote it because i thought you were out there. thank you for proving it”

[free 🇵🇸 (deltarune spoilers) @tdmybeloved]

HAPPY 17776 DAY!!!!!

[tou @tougotstrangeld]

choose your fighter

[bagel. extra toasted @el_legab]

the number of times someone has stopped me on the street in boston to ask where something is and it’s literally next to us. you have google, you have phone! stop asking random ppl dumb questions!

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

My take is that tourists from anywhere are annoying everywhere and we’d all be better off if we admitted this fact and moved on with our day.

[park @REDRAGEOUSED]

i think a lot of people watch the pitt expecting a found family kinda vibe but i enjoy how they're generally just coworkers . admittedly with weird boundaries but still

[maia @mxmtoon]

jesus fucking christ i wish i was a muppet so bad kill me