Impact Wrench Jones

The only person in the world named “Impact Wrench”

Legally changed first name to “Impact Wrench”

[Impact Wrench Jones @doctorshmiggles]

I dare you to rapidly send multiple reels , I will double tap every single one without watching a second

[Impact Wrench Jones @doctorshmiggles]

I’m gonna raise my future children to be evil and have an ironclad will to rule dominion over the world. Also have a 750+ credit score

[Impact Wrench Jones @doctorshmiggles]

Sadie Sink implies the existence of Sydney Toilet

[Impact Wrench Jones @doctorshmiggles]

Who thee fuck is everyone ?? somebody report this scoundrel get this engagement farming shit off my feed (like fav & retweet this tweet and I’ll send you a tbh <3)

[Mimi😽 @Mimiiben1]

Basit gibi görünüyor ama herkes yanlış yapıyor!!

Sıradaki sayı kaçtır?

[Impact Wrench Jones @doctorshmiggles]

Quit eating meat loaf wit the street hoes

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If she posting thirst traps with a geekbar sittin on her thighs she prolly don’t got good blood circulation

[Impact Wrench Jones @doctorshmiggles]

I’m on Facebook marketplace spamming “Hi, is this available?” with no intent to purchase the item

[Impact Wrench Jones @doctorshmiggles]

Happy birthday lil nigga

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

i am proud of u

[Impact Wrench Jones @doctorshmiggles]

You can’t spell “ADVERTISEMENTS” without “SEMEN” between the “TITS” 🤷🏾‍♂️#openyoureyes

[Impact Wrench Jones @doctorshmiggles]

Anybody know any places hiring with a predominantly love island type crowd

[Impact Wrench Jones @doctorshmiggles]

A dumbass in motion gonna go further than a genius at rest

[Impact Wrench Jones @doctorshmiggles]

Bitches will bake some cookies one time and change their name to treats by tomeka

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I’ve got these squirrels

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Is it possible to steal animals and sell them to the zoo

[Impact Wrench Jones @doctorshmiggles]

Personally I see fucking mountains

[✞Yคภкєє✞ ♑️ @yankeedraft]

If you’re right-brained, you see a whale. If you’re left-brained, you see a giraffe.

What do you see? 🐋🦒 👀

[Impact Wrench Jones @doctorshmiggles]

Starting to feel social again. Who wants to fight

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Why haven’t we abolished war yet can’t we just hop on warzone

[Impact Wrench Jones @doctorshmiggles]

I’m gonna become a riddim DJ named ChromeZoam

[Impact Wrench Jones @doctorshmiggles]

Spending my savings on missile Anus items on platforms like temu and alibaby because life is too short

[Impact Wrench Jones @doctorshmiggles]

My job asked me if I got a disability. I said I got disability and that ability