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Husband (kind of) Father (kind of) Literally invented Dubstep (kind of)

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@saras76 @FINALLEVEL Huff farts, nerd

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@7700saint About two and a half years ago.

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@BigDaddyMarc40 Fuck yeah you are!

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@CherieCurrie3 @NJ_Banmar I’m glad that you��re at least acknowledging how unfounded your fears are.

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@mdwainwright @baddestmamajama It’s weird that you don’t have parents or grandparents.

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@midpushMike @Esqueer_ Just suck cock, bro. Legit, a little bit of submitting to a proper load of hot cum would make your life objectively better. Sincerely.

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@ArmaghEnjoyer__ @tigerdriver23 @DrainBamager He would fucking burst you 🤣

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@portinator0 @MuadDib0081 @Trevor01216 @_ChrissyAnne_ @vrkurosawa He’s happily married. He’s not going to kiss you.

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@lefthandpathKM @DrainBamager How dare they not cater to the bigots.

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@frankjram @TonyKhan @AEW @tntdrama Drama in a scripted show 🥵

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@SeanRossSapp I’m maybe giving more benefit of the doubt than I should here, but he actually doesn’t know when his birthday is. He was part of a really fucked up adoption racket and as a result never knew anything about his birth.

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@RJCity1 Am…..am I a Universal Monster??

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@OSWreview I think that Orlando Jordon legit would have crushed gimmick.

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@NylaRoseBeast Respectfully, dem freckles be frecklin’ 👀

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@striker2fall @ProWFinesse Is “and co” Kingston, and Mox, and Seth Rollins, and Kenta, and Paul London, and the Hardys, and Kevin Nash, and HHH, and HBK, and Swoggle, and Masada, and…

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@TheEnemiesPE3 This you?

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@nhathaniel_h @DrainBamager I’ve had a couple of interactions with her, and she’s an absolute sweetheart. Clearly, some folks are only aware of the last 15 or so years of WWE and think that it’s somehow bad for refs to have a little personality. Add weird dudes with woman issues to the mix, and yikes 😬

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@xxRambo_21xx @WrestlePurists What’s it like thinking that McDonald’s serves the best food ever conceived?

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@WrestlingNewsCo A Dumb Cope Man

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