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Socially distanced sooner than most of you.

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@SamGreenFL @prieurdp Backup cameras exist

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@kim_siever Dude, McDonald’s pays $20 now.

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@Buddhagem @dav64635 So all those people, riding buses, trains, and driving into the city are just tourists?

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@SamuriDotCom @mateosfo We are talking wooded country roads here. Like, are they for deer?

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That’s puts far too much of a burden on freshmen and sophomores.

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

Seniors shouldn’t pay property taxes, do you agree?

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@Smariam1984 @the_big_put Same, but for me it was 2 different walkable cities over 20+ years.

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@asdf03291423 @st_louis_stan I’m trying to frame it in a way that may better resonate with certain commentators.

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@mvchlv Imaging thinking you can get from South Station to Newburyport without 5 bus changes and a 2 hour layover at North Station.

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@BostonByBirth @00Dark300 I have heard of zero instance of any debris hitting anyone anywhere. The bay isn’t that large either and I know a lot of people who live in the Cape.

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@AKJesterton @aimeeterese Attractive: asking in person

Unattractive: walls of text 3 days later

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@aimeeterese It’s Valvoline, not Joe at his dad’s shop. These forms always say something like…

“I consent for the organization to use my phone number for transaction and promotional purposes only.”

Like, read the stuff you sign.

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@dixieprim @Lin12Am @GarrettPetersen When you cannot make and hold eye contact in the manner we’ve done for the past 10,000y, nothing is socially acceptable.

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@russellhbrooks @NoblestCalling You say that like the law cares about his age here.

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@frencopter @Hestia_Esq How would a prenup have helped him? Be specific

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@MealltaMcFie @Hestia_Esq @audrawrongspeak I’m sorry, do you think his age has any legal relevance?

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@Ankara_inc That’s not prenup money. It’s a lot, but once they have a kid that document becomes an overpriced writing sample.

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@kevinf567 ‘Consent’ in the most dry legalistic sense of the world. Any adult who’s ever signed any contract should understand this.

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@Whilfrith @GarrettPetersen The women in question.

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@swanlake322562 @GarrettPetersen Maternal: He worked at the beach club she attended. My great grandfather liked him

Paternal: The went to the same church. My great grandfather liked him.

Shocking.