FriendlyBiscuit

Lead Developer and Purple Dino Mascot at @SawhorseLA
Former Accelerator at Roblox

Jack of all trades, master of none.

[FriendlyBiscuit @doctr_oof]

some mfs aren't ready for this villain era

[FriendlyBiscuit @doctr_oof]

dear #roblox,

it's 2026. please give us more post processing effects.

motion blur, radial blur, ui blur 👀, lens distortion, chromatic aberration, cel shading.

engines from over a decade ago support these features. please catch up.

sincerely,
everyone.

[FriendlyBiscuit @doctr_oof]

@eeelistar @cheekyvisuals So you're admitting you made a post without doing even the slightest bit of research then?

Delete this shit.

[FriendlyBiscuit @doctr_oof]

@MaximumADHD okay but like some of the newer luau-driven UI components are slow as shit. the settings cog above the top-right of the viewport has a ~0.5 second delay between clicking and opening, for example.

progress should be a net positive, not a sacrificial trade between UI and UX.

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@ImaginzeRoblox Highly recommend investing in human-made thumbnails/promotional imagery next time. Using AI-generated material to promote your paid plugin is a bad look, and erodes community trust in what you make.

[FriendlyBiscuit @doctr_oof]

@MaximumADHD mastery is realizing that you can format your code while you write it instead of using slop like stylua

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I'ma keep it real: if you EVER roasted Roblox for the pred problem and now complain about their new age verification, go ahead and self-report to the FBI cause your hard drive 100% has something on it.

You're either manufacturing outrage or a pred yourself. No in-between.

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@RockstarGames dude I was in high school when gta5 came out. I'm gonna be 30 when this shit comes out....

[FriendlyBiscuit @doctr_oof]

@MaximumADHD it's easy: don't use it. stylua is opinionated slop with no way to disable formatter options - they're all absolute. the fact ignore comments exist *because* you can't disable shit like this is exactly why i stopped using it forever ago. just write clean code the way you want.

[FriendlyBiscuit @doctr_oof]

@Erythia_roblox womp womp everyone said this when they introduced the current-gen ribbon UI and then got used to it

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@RoBuilderYT nah you aren't going to invalidate years of me painstakingly wireframing, implementing, programming, and animating pixel-perfect UI just because I didn't draw it illustrator first. you're confusing user INTERFACE designers with graphic artists. bad take, not hot 👎

[FriendlyBiscuit @doctr_oof]

succinct feedback mixed with cheeky humor is now illegal on the #roblox dev forums. crazy.

[FriendlyBiscuit @doctr_oof]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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@Scopeeeyyyy @VuukStudios If you knew the codebase in such disrepair, you (or your partner or whoever) should have allotted more time to refactor and/or implement features.

Regardless, the only "claim" I made was that you seem miserable to work with. You're just reinforcing that opinion at this point.

[FriendlyBiscuit @doctr_oof]

rest easy big guy 💔

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@plasma_node dude at this point I don't feel comfortable telling people my job is making stuff on roblox. thanks dave and shareholders!

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@trustmeimruski why she aura farming tho o_o

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@sleitnick AI helps me a ton with math and complex data structures, but anything more feels like a diminishing return. At some point it's just faster to do it yourself than endlessly tweak prompts or debug shitcode.

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@pehq_ @Adexux96 @ifcolethenslaw It's not built on Git, it's based off of Git.

Why would I use Roblox's re-invention of the wheel when I can use robust, standardized, decades-long-battle-tested software instead that doesn't require a Roblox Studio installation to access?

What about code reviews?

Think more.