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welcome to my pawn shop

[ryan @RyansPotatoes]

Tommy Dodds aka pasta dealer

[Rollie Williams @RollieWilliams]

I converted our dining room table into a pool table and all it cost was my relationship with my roommates.

[mic @dodds069]

@3_docherty There’s some in Tesco just now, it’s the geed brown stuff tho

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Coughing is the new n word

[Kels✨ @kelsey101010]

No wonder people call Dumfries a shit hole!! Who decides to take a crow to bed with them and feed it Haribos!?

[amelie @macbef1]

#COVID_19uk boris’ announcement yesterday

[mic @dodds069]

@WHO is sitting next to the toilet on the Lockerbie train a violation of my human rights?

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

A part-time Prime Minister.

#PMQs

[mic @dodds069]

#IBlockedTheSun

[mic @dodds069]

23ft cruiser 3 berth with inboard diesel, shower/heating/toilet NICE TIDY BOAT

[mic @dodds069]

He’ll do anything to bury the story of him being a Tory

[This Morning @thismorning]

A statement from Phillip

[Jamie Hepburn MSP @jamiehepburn]

Interesting visit to DuPont Teijin Films in Dumfries to discuss their work, including recycling materials. Great to meet apprentices too

[mic @dodds069]

@LUSTlG @G_Smithy1878 not today joker

[mic @dodds069]

@G_Smithy1878 @LUSTlG when have you ever had a black tea?

[dot @dotNoso]

Kobe is going to end up dying in a helicopter crash

[mic @dodds069]

Netflix should let you know how long you’ll have to wait for another season of a series cause I’m sick of watching something then being disappointed that I have to wait like a year to watch more

[King Klopp @myopinionon2]

@MarieAnnUK This bird knew

[mic @dodds069]

Chow baby 0/10

[ryan @RyansPotatoes]

Chow baby 1/10

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Carlos Gone

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

Twitch moment of the decade