Michael Hernandez

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take-Wayne Gretzky”- Michael Scott

[Michael Hernandez @dodgermichael]

@TheLilBatBaby Don’t lie you are 4’11

[JT @cowboyJayT]

Edwin Diaz seeing his rooster get up

[Pentagon Pizza Report @PenPizzaReport]

Pizzato Pizza, a late night pizzeria nearby the Pentagon, has suddenly surged in traffic.

As of 2:04am ET

[Michael Hernandez @dodgermichael]

@TheLilBatBaby I hate you

[LA Kings @LAKings]

Should we remake this, @Dodgers? 🤔

[Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL]

Good night, Rams fans 😌

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

It’s not complicated

[Michael Hernandez @dodgermichael]

@keelynstl Hillary duff

[DΛVΣ @DoyersDave]

Panda Express workers through the first 7 Dodger games
#LetsGoDodgers

[Backyard Sports @_BackyardSports]

Btw… No ads.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

big day for dictators with territorial ambitions

[Jonathan Lis @jonlis1]

The difference between Vance and Rubio is that both of them are going to spend eternity in hell but only Rubio realises it

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Back on the grind tomorrow

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Four guys who have asked ChatGPT "how to give woman orgasm"

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Jesus fucking Christ

[Andrew @Dodgersandrewjf]

The Dodgers have collected all Infinity Stones

[Michael Hernandez @dodgermichael]

@brittttneyroy Do you know if they are worth it because I want one also

[Michael Hernandez @dodgermichael]

@TheLilBatBaby I’ll drive for you