oya baby wan bi … ssaka

can’t touch this…ok maybe you can but just a lil

[oya baby wan bi … ssaka @dodgingwatch]

@seyedele Is it a seated section? Interested in 1 of them

[oya baby wan bi … ssaka @dodgingwatch]

@c8joyful Interested! Sent you a Dm

[sıla @criterionhouse]

remembering the day i downloaded letterboxd and marked every movie i’d ever watched as watched

[Violet @404__Violet]

One Somalian pirate ship armed with AK-47s against the whole Roman empire and they'll be telling tales of Neptune being a black man

[Tune, MBA, CISSP @CartuneNetwerk]

Successful Black men are online. They just avoid lifestyle (flex) content. Surgeons discuss medicine, engineers discuss tech. Even the black cofounder of twitch barely talks streaming he focuses on VC/startups.

Confusing lifestyle content with success is part of the problem.

[Aaron West @oeste]

this child faked a rabona into a croqueta to directly create an assist, WHAT AM I SEEING

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

*Coastal Road: Dave Umahi is Living in Bondage*
Dr Ugo Egbujo.

Someday a tribunal will sit on the coastal road project

Nothing can be hidden under the sun

A president awarded a multi trillon naira project to his business partner

The project had barely started

When they suddenly discovered there were telecom lines on the route

A multi trillion naira project

No surveys

No tender. No bidding . No costing

And the minister wouldnt answer any questions

The minister had said the contractor would source all the money

Then he changed and said the country would contribute 15-30%

He wasnt even sure of the exact percentage contribution

Then suddenly the FG threw over a trillion into the project

When a yound lady dared to ask if there was an environmental impact assessment

Umahi mocked her

Two weeks later Umahi said they didnt know there were telecom lines on their path

Rufai Oseni asked what the cost per kilometer was

Umahi dismissed the legitimate question as illiterate

A few days later Unahi announced that he scope of the project had been reduced

It was no longer a total of 10 lanes .

It would now be six lanes. Just like that

The entire thing was arbitrary , haphazard, shifty

When Obi said the road was a wrong priority for a country whose existing roads were crumbling

Saying the road would require 30 years for completion

Tinubu and his men scoffed at him

When Amaechi said he would stop the road and fix the East West road first

They mocked him

Now Umahi has childishly confessed that the day Tinubu approved the re routing of the road to the East West road was the best day of his life

Guy must have be living a miserable life

A few days ago he had told us that he chose the project and chose the contractor without any prompting from Tinubu

He wanted to fool us into believing that Tinubu didnt award the contrat to his business partner

If the best day of his life is now the day Tinubu agreed to a partial discontinuation of the coastal road

Then Umahi has been living in bondage all the while

But the joke is on the clown

Because

Almost the entire country knew that Tinubu was only interested in the lagos Ogun corridor

And he wasn't going to complete no coastal road 🤣😢

[Gbenga Samuel-Wemimo @GbengaWemimo]

If my son comes to visit your daughter and you slap him like this, I will jail you for a long time!
If you made a video of it, I will jail you for that video separately
If you are holding a weapon while doing all that, i will jail you for that separately

[GOSH @gosh_sol_eth]

In 1975, Steve Jobs told Steve Wozniak that Atari had paid them $700 for a game they built together. He handed Woz a check for $350.

Atari had actually paid Jobs about $5,000.

In the video below, Woz says: "Who cares about money? Well, you do care about friendship and honesty."

Jobs was working the night shift at Atari. The company wanted a new arcade game called Breakout, built with as few chips as possible.

Jobs couldn't build it. Woz could. He already had a full-time job at Hewlett-Packard, and Jobs said they had four days. Woz went four days with no sleep. Both of them came down with mono.

Woz did it in 45 chips. Atari's own engineers were using 150 or more.

He took his $350 and was happy with it. Jobs took the rest and went up to Oregon to buy into a farm.

About ten years later, Woz read the real number in a book about Atari. By then the two of them had built Apple, and Woz was a multimillionaire.

If Jobs had just told him he needed the money, Woz says, "I would say take it all."

It wasn't the last time. Before Apple went public in 1980, Jobs refused to give stock options to Daniel Kottke, his friend since college, who had helped build the first Apple computers.

Woz did the opposite. He sold his own shares cheaply to Kottke and other early employees who had been left out.

One friend kept almost all of a $5,000 bonus. The other gave away millions.

Was Jobs a genius who knew what business takes, or just a bad friend?

[oya baby wan bi … ssaka @dodgingwatch]

Deceptively hard. Too easy to ramble without evidence

[Dan Loewenherz @dwlz]

Today I learned about the All Souls examination, which is reputed to be the hardest exam in the world.

To even be considered, you need to have a degree from, or be a current graduate student of Oxford.

Hundreds of people sit and only two people pass every year.

Attached is last year's general exam.

Before I saw it, I wondered, how hard could it be.

Well, it turns out…it's "Defend ghosting.", "Does a pope matter?", and "Is body language a language?" hard:

[Shaq @ShaqMaadWolf]

We getting closer to the BIG main event I just know it

[your_therapist✨ @morenikeji0390]

Today I interviewed a candidate who had a flawless resume.

At the end of the interview, I offered him a glass of water. He took a sip, but didn't say "thank you."

I immediately rejected his application.

If you can’t show basic gratitude for a free resource, how can I trust you with my company’s budget?

[willinill! @willinilli024]

Who write this script 😭😭😭😭

[jaden @JadenAFC]

Rice dead ass turned into Zidane when Bruno got subbed on what the fuck

[oya baby wan bi … ssaka @dodgingwatch]

@retireddon_tm 9C with sun. I believe I deserve it

[oya baby wan bi … ssaka @dodgingwatch]

How did you make the AI for the opponents ?

[Dr. Yerins Abraham @yerinsabraham]

I built a game we grew up playing in Nigeria.

Small pitch, tiny posts, no keeper. Just dribbling, passing, shooting and trying not to get cooked.

Plays in your browser, no download.
MONKEY POST
Check it out here:
https://t.co/cGq3U7gjX8

[Dr. Yerins Abraham @yerinsabraham]

I built a game we grew up playing in Nigeria.

Small pitch, tiny posts, no keeper. Just dribbling, passing, shooting and trying not to get cooked.

Plays in your browser, no download.
MONKEY POST
Check it out here:
https://t.co/cGq3U7gjX8

[oya baby wan bi … ssaka @dodgingwatch]

Grateful for everything

[oya baby wan bi … ssaka @dodgingwatch]

@surfgodin2 Loool you want to tell me 2012 was when it became cool to be African? You’re either old or Ghanaian

[oya baby wan bi … ssaka @dodgingwatch]

There was a sweet spot before Chris Brown started famzing us where we were lowkey but still cool. I miss it

[tori @d1orbabyt]

Even the African kids born in the UK used to give the African born kids HELL. Everyone has forgotten because it’s cool to be African now