dorissa

i’m so mature collected and sensible … (I cry a lot but I am so productive)

[dorissa @doeissa]

yearly reminder that @adamconover once referred to me as “strong, militant, and progressive”

[𝐀𝐱𝐞𝐥⸆⸉ @taypalite]

🚨THE ENCORE RELEASE DAY RULES🚨

•”AS A SWIFTIE” = BLOCKED
•NEGATIVITY = BLOCKED + REPORTED
•STREAM EACH TRACK x10 = MANDATORY
•TAYPRAISINGS = BARE MINIMUM
•COMPARISON TO FOLKLORE = BLOCKED

[blue @heyitsbluex]

sorry mom someone has to be the evil gay daughter of the family

[Dr Bai🪱 @doctorbaixue]

The lack of lesbian bars, sex parties, bathhouses, sex derigibles, cruising culture in general, etc., is actually an ongoing burden for me, a queer woman who is simply horny and uninterested in paint-and-sips

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

This looks like a screenshot from an ai generated mini-drama where she walks in on her husband having sex with a dragon

[dorissa @doeissa]

I do NOT recommend having appendicitis in the middle of a 5-week long binge of House MD while having unlimited access to MyChart… I am now convinced I definitely have a rare disorder due to one line on a radiology report

[dorissa @doeissa]

One of the worst things about having a chronic illness is that you can also have normal illnesses and then you have to deal with both at the same time and the number of appts and treatments is simply crazy

[jaiden @jaidenodavis]

@PopBase @taylorswift13 here she go with the random shit

[Eve ⚢ @tinglespoon]

oh my godddddd terfs and holier than thou lesbians found my fucking take on someone else's lesbian identity take nobodys more lesbian than anyone else for having had sex with a man im sorry life is more complicated than that straight up

[Bel ✨🦋 @alltoobel13]

if it’s TLOAS Deluxe i’ll be happy, if it’s debut TV i’ll be happy, if it’s rep tv i’ll be happy, whatever it’s i’ll be happy

[dorissa @doeissa]

Oh NOW you like to go out. Oh NOW you’re okay being papped. I see, I see.

[teenage sex and death at cab cutie @ManuclearBomb]

waking up hungover next to my cat waiting for breakfast

[April Verrett @SEIUPres]

Solidarity means showing up for each other. Every worker. Every fight. Always.
Union baristas, your SEIU family has your back. ✊🏿💜
No contract? No coffee. PERIOD.

[dorissa @doeissa]

I have a friend who has seen Kendrick, Drake, AND J. Cole the past couple years and I am studying her ability to compartmentalize

[sarah @ritagayworths]

and there happen to be more gen z in the second category because covid fucked over their social development when they were like 14 or whatever

[Labor Notes @labornotes]

Eight hundred workers at a Walmart distribution center in Canada succeeded where others have not: they are now working under a two-year contract with North America’s largest logistics giant https://t.co/GswSJ8RfPn

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

I can't believe I'm saying this but with these wacky polls I miss 538

[dorissa @doeissa]

I know this is a day many thought would not come
But I am preparing to compartmentalize the pop culture I enjoy from the actions and individuals I publicly support
I shan’t say what currently worshiped artists this may apply to in the future but you’re welcome to guess :)

[Starbucks Workers United @SBWorkersUnited]

ed sheeran 🤝 starbucks and their union-busters

[dorissa @doeissa]

work trip to New Orleans and they flew us all on different connections through DFW… DFW now experiencing average delays of 80+ minutes. They thought they saved money not flying us direct but now we’re losing an entire day bc none of us are getting in until 11pm

[gauri @ilovemomos412]

Im bedrotting and doomscrolling in the most fuckable years of my life