Abigail

comfortably numb; uncomfortably full

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

in-state kids moving out of college:

🚗📦🗄📚🎷🧰🎖⚓️🖥🛒 💁‍♀️

out-of-state kids trying to fit everything in one mf suitcase:

🧳👜👝🧦📒🥾📎✏️🖍🦴 🥺

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

thinking about her (myself)

[noah🥖🍅 @vbiior]

this is getting out of hand i should have kept my mouth shut

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

@longlivemireia @NoraPrinciotti every single album on this next please !!

[b @williamsainzs]

MAX IS OUT AND CARLOS SAINZ LEADING

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

@whereisMUNA do you have any spare tickets for tonight’s show for my lovely chi bestie @kiiira161616’s birthday? 🥺💜💫

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

@ansonjtong @oneinagill i am a stonks girly but i admit talking about specific funds gets boring quickly

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

@oneinagill @ansonjtong back to more helpful things: if your old 401k offers different mutual fund choices than your current one, and the old plan’s funds have a better historical record than the current one, then you may want to consider keeping it separate

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

@oneinagill @ansonjtong say the name of the internship challenge 😌 in all serious i think i may have lost whatever login i had to one internship’s 401k

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

stop posting “iykyk” i have not had an original thought in 15 years

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

just realized my usage of “fuck me up a bitch” stems from Beyoncé’s song Hold Up and that song alone

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

@datpattycake I personally identify with #2

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

my plan? sue “Conservative Liberty Wire” for sending me countless emails a day that make me lose brain cells

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

terrycloth yet again making a comeback after i was bullied for wearing it in middle school…haters take notes!

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

gaslighting myself as the only person in the world who uses rinse aid

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

do you use rinse aid in your dishwasher

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

do you use rinse aid in your dishwasher

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

who is gonna launch a successful anti-smoking campaign centered around smokers littering cigs everywhere? i am tiredd

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

wish i was diff

[Abigail @dogc0mplex]

the bar had full size bottles of le labo out on the bathroom counter and i didn’t steal one…