Chris L.

Film and sports obsessive. Repository of existential panic. Rando everywhere, essential nowhere.

[Chris L. @dogdaybarry]

@scottcoleman55 Once the Phillies and Marlins pass us (and maybe Nats by the end), a quasi-serious franchise would dismantle the roster and front office top to bottom. But this one still likes the internal options it has blah blah

[Chris L. @dogdaybarry]

@scottcoleman55 No one has ever failed their way into such ironclad job security as Bryce Elder. All his mates get hurt all the time, there are never any other options, and so year after year he trudges out there and...does what he does. A unique career in baseball lore.

[Chris L. @dogdaybarry]

@BLACK332 @DOBrienATL @BravesVisionTV All I can think is it must not be doing this on every platform, or the entire viewing region would be up in arms constantly. Maybe it's just a Comcast thing, because the old Bally/FanDuel stations used to malfunction on there as well.

[Chris L. @dogdaybarry]

@BravesVisionTV @CJNitkowski Just a momentary lull

[Chris L. @dogdaybarry]

@BravesVisionTV The person who was ordered to make this post knows that it's absurd and will be ratioed. Let's have compassion for them, and focus on the real enemies: AA and Terry McJerk.

[Chris L. @dogdaybarry]

@scottcoleman55 Sell baby sell

[Chris L. @dogdaybarry]

@scottcoleman55 Keep RTing this however many times it takes for the rest of our media, specifically the TV broadcast analyst, to acknowledge its truth. He still thinks we're in a minor lull that every team has. I like a lot of his personality but this is infuriating.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Chauncey Gardiner was just arrested walking on the reflecting pool.

[Chris L. @dogdaybarry]

@mlbbowman Time for a youth movement, except we can't do that because of all these albatross contracts for a "core" of fraudsters.

[Chris L. @dogdaybarry]

@scottcoleman55 Next 3 months are gonna make us nostalgic for the comparatively swift collapse of 2011.

[Chris L. @dogdaybarry]

@mlbbowman They can buy everyone 3 days of extra rest by forfeiting all future Petco games, with no change in the standings resulting from that decision

[Chris L. @dogdaybarry]

@scottcoleman55 Feels like you can count on one hand how many pitches Baldwin has even made contact with since the tape measure blast on his first swing post-IL. Truly bizarre.

[Chris L. @dogdaybarry]

@mlbbowman If he wants to adopt the style of his predecessor, he can just say "I don't need to address jack shit. I'll run who I want out there."

I mean, the season started like he was going to be a breath of fresh air, but...

[Chris L. @dogdaybarry]

@MtnDude1020 @GeneB69553 @BravesVisionTV It's Brandon, but he sounds like he's at the bottom of a well. That is, when the picture and audio aren't freezing and skipping to drown him out.

[Chris L. @dogdaybarry]

@scottcoleman55 Would surmise that most of those who stayed up late tonight will not be doing so again this week. Better chance of 0-6 than winning either series.

[Chris L. @dogdaybarry]

@MattNorlander @CBSSports Like this reply if Juke Harris was the player who called him during your interview

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

Ozzie said wheeeeeee!

[Tennessee Basketball @Vol_Hoops]

Celebrate freedom.
Happy #Juneteenth!

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

Vance is unaware of the fact that a lot of Christian ethics -- evident in both the Hebrew Bible and the New Testament -- is about what he dismisses as "tonal...policing." You are enjoined as a matter of living in faith to speak humbling, earnestly, kindly, to avoid bragging, meanness and scandal. None of which he or Trump is capable of.

[Chris L. @dogdaybarry]

@grantmcauley the moment the season emphatically jumped the shark after a promising first few episodes