jill 🦑 etc 🫧

27 years old and never had a gay thought in my life 👍

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

guy who becomes a hockey goalie because he has a raging humiliation kink

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

single magicians in my area

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

we’re in the group chat speculating wildly about you bro

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

james murphy x jimmy buffett rpf happening in my dating app messages

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

senior citizens will send you emails for the sole purpose of font mogging you

[mau 🏒 @sidmeowsby]

gritty is just youppi if he was ugly and lacked pureness of heart and whimsy idgaf about that thing

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

if you introduce a white man to nirvanna the band the show you genuinely become a god to him

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

bucket of beers at ikea tonite queen?

[sam🚑 @graveyardxgf]

stop remastering ur albums i want them to sound like shit

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

“Spelunker.” Such a funny word. Anyway, have they found your husband yet?

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

Movie premise: cocky 6'2 frat boy wakes up and realizes he is now 5'5 and must learn to love

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

that fish from shark tale:

[anya @yorozanov]

reporting live from hudtoronto

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

“piss yellow” bro that’s marigold. that is the shade of a buttercup betwixt a child’s fingers. that is the edge of a summer sunset.

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

@sidcrosism he is like a horse ❤️

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

you’re blocked on instagram im blocked on rateyourmusic we are not the same

[cav empty @cavempty_]

save me literally anything, save me

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

@runesword1 youthunk on my skull :(

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

@terminalhubris *lowers shotgun* come on back inside, boy

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

just rolled up the rim and won a 2 night stay at your mom’s house???

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

@gardeinqueen wow now that’s finches 💚

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

my tweets know they have 10 minutes to live before they’re deleted. enjoy your time in the sunshine baby. not much longer now