Professional Buffoon

they/them • 27

[Professional Buffoon @terminalhubris]

Tweedle They and Tweedle Them

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

they’re putting me on a list because my ass is too fat and i fuck too good

[e ❦ @whimpermanence]

was just genuinely moved by a wind chime

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

the thing about 18-22 year olds is that you’ll tell them you’re 28 and they react like you just told them you killed a man in salt lake city in 1999 and never got caught

[addy!!🌿 @VEGGIES420]

if you smoke a joint in the woods while drinking a dr pepper i am spiritually with you

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

we’re in the group chat speculating wildly about you bro

[Professional Buffoon @terminalhubris]

i need white people to know that just because ur wearing bermuda jorts does Not mean ur gonna kill a macklemore karaoke song

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

LET WOMEN CRANK

[Professional Buffoon @terminalhubris]

they’re perfectly halving roots you’ve never seen before in cities you can’t even pronounce

[Professional Buffoon @terminalhubris]

shotgun?? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does!

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

SEX MONEY BITCHES & THE STICKIEST WEED

[Professional Buffoon @terminalhubris]

@dogfish_ 🙏🏻🙏🏻 thank u for ur mercy good sir

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

just rolled up the rim and won a 2 night stay at your mom’s house???

[nic @jortkingit]

The Year of the Lesbian

[Professional Buffoon @terminalhubris]

there are seinfeld episodes everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[petal @ctrlpetal]

this shit was engineered to appeal to my most primal gay instincts https://t.co/jw2WZsIkIf

[jill 🦑 etc 🫧 @dogfish_]

you’re hosting a house party and your bathroom only has bar soap?? do you even hear yourself right now??

[Professional Buffoon @terminalhubris]

it beabadoobee like that sometimes

[Professional Buffoon @terminalhubris]

“she’s funny AND she’s not wearing a bra is that my fault??”

[Professional Buffoon @terminalhubris]

(about watching Friends) “it’s like, monica’s nipples are right there and she’s hilarious” -@usermicha