king idiot

when i was in the third grade i thought that i was gay cuz i could draw

[king idiot @usermicha]

day 825 of not watching Night at the Museum.... feel like pure shit just want them back

[king idiot @usermicha]

knowing what i now know about australia its actually crazy that there was never a 5sos n word scandal

[king idiot @usermicha]

indulging in “the breakfast that makes you pass out” i.e. a chicken pot pie and a mocha. so cozy and rich that it will instantly send me into a stupor

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

*walking up to the librarian* excuse me, books on becoming a beast? books on going from man to beast?

[king idiot @usermicha]

rising levels of illiteracy on love is blind. recession indicator?

[rissa haalañd @skarsblood]

he looks like he was trying to steal the sarcophagus but got interrupted and had to act natural

[king idiot @usermicha]

first guy to figure out how to swallow a sword must’ve made the whole village shit their pants

[Professional Buffoon @terminalhubris]

(about watching Friends) “it’s like, monica’s nipples are right there and she’s hilarious” -@usermicha

[king idiot @usermicha]

addicted to my soft brown cardigan…

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

oh, that's my emotional support grocery store i go to every other day to buy 2 things from

[king idiot @usermicha]

and i mean this as the highest praise possible it was so good

[king idiot @usermicha]

Anora is The Hangover for they/thems

[The Female Rap Room @girlsinrap]

Doechii’s “Alter Ego” with JT and KAYTRANADA is nominated for Best Remixed Recording at the 2025 #GRAMMYs.

[king idiot @usermicha]

*taking my shirt off for the scene where i threaten to butcher my wife* this is gonna be so raw and fucked up. because i am shirtless

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

Josh Hartnett chose to be shirtless in ‘TRAP’s climatic scene:

"I didn't want to cheat the audience. I wanted it to be as raw and scary and fucked up as possible.”

(Via: @people)

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Demi Moore dressed up as Gomez Addams for Halloween, 1993

[bria celest @55mmbae]

The scream I let out #LoveIsBlind

[king idiot @usermicha]

nobody ever talks about the fact that kid cudi is a main character in the movie X, of the X film series starring mia goth

[king idiot @usermicha]

idk if i’m going Out and wearing an Outfit. I’m doing drag.

[king idiot @usermicha]

there is literally NOTHING as juicy as getting the uber home with a 30 yr old male coworker n getting his tea then making him open the dooors for me cuz idk how a tesla door works 💅

[king idiot @usermicha]

going into work?? to close?? AGAIN??